cemetery

can’t stop thinking if mcr instead of catholic, was full of orthodox references.

my youngest cousin (9) is in his football phase and last night my aunt asked me to go out with him. so we’re in a sports store getting him a new ball and the kiddo is obviously running around. and he’s trying to do some trick and can’t get it. and a guy my age sees this, takes a ball and nails the trick like a show off, turns his back to us and goes back to his business. and at that my brother just snipes the fucker in the head with a ball. can’t say i’m not proud

the best feeling ever is when you walk out of your house and the air outside is colder than inside and whenever i don’t get hit with the cold it’s very confusing and i consider it bad weather

the lyric “she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts” doesn’t include anything about how “she” wears tops or how “i” wears bottoms and so is implying that the choice that the man needs to make is between a shirt denier or winnie the pooh. in this essay i will

now i could get a gun license in a few months……

the thinness trend has always been the peak of misogynistic brainwashing because these women willingly say shit like “i wanna be skinny and weak” WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WAHT TO BE WEAK

ive always thought of debates between feminists and conservatives as very useless. imagine a debate between a black person and a kkk member. how can you have a debate when one party actively hates and harms the other? the only thing it’s good for is being a soft core porn for the hating party.

because i’m a very white weakling i can’t do the thing i came here for which is climb mountains and chase snakes around 2000 year old ruins

fuck maybe i should work in a zoo