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byakugays

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

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solilorenson

can you blame him?

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Oh my gosh this art is fucking angelic

sorry-raysnothere

You can't prove me otherwise, Kakashi being a ✨FaBuLoUs✨ girldad is 1000000000% canon.

lacquerheadd

look at my client dawg i am not winning this case

aliqqce

What if

f-tality0

Last photo of the night

shatteredrealms

NOO THE GROUP BEFORE IT ALL WENT WRONNBGGGG

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xxlorinmower

snowleopard!gojo I need him begging and bred brooo

art by: me! repost with credits, lorin mower on all platforms!

crescent-canine

@belimah @death-warden LOOK AT OUR BOY!!!

psyduckz

ice cream

thelilnan

the cucks have unionized

thelilnan

they want nicer chairs

moniquill

norhuu

A Crocodile Siren calls a guileless stranger to the murk.

kcokaine

foreplay

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