somebody should figure out the feeling of freshly stretching out sleepy muscles and put it inside a bottle

had a weird dream they made a movie about my friends dad dying and he kept getting into fights he was never gonna win

my internal organs are like 🙄

can someone link a tutorial on how to go back to naivety i’ve decided i don’t want to know anything

has anyone figured out where to start

*looks around me* ok girl that’s enough

the last few times i’ve attempted a cartwheel i saw stars

maybe next year i’ll be saying maybe next year about something else

this year has weathered me so much

what is angela anaconda doing

croutons need to calm down

imagine waking up to all of this after having been comatose for 10 years

personally it confuses me how we’ve developed into having how we prefer to fuck as one of the salient definitives of our character and identity like tbh what you do in private isn’t interesting or important to everyone wat else??

weighted silk around a spark

i like when life takes silly breaks

i love how amy sedaris lets her rabbit free roam her apartment and puts cute little patches on the holes it makes in the furniture