"What's that over there? Fuckin' trees."

Whenever you ask “is there a ridiculously long German word for [X]?”, the answer is either “yes” or “not officially, but I can quickly build you one if you want”

Like for example a word describing this phenomenon could be “Wortzusammensetzungsmöglichkeit”. It didn’t exist before but now I made it up and people know what I mean when they read it.

anything a guy wears i can guarantee a butch lesbian would pull it off better its just science

“the rumor come out: does bruno mars is gay” is unequivocally one of the funniest fucking sentences I’ve read in my entire goddamn life

the insides of dead malls exist within a space that is separate from our own and if you explore hard enough you will find the gateways that link them together

Lmao

modern art

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

Distribute some free literature.

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either