Top Uri Geller Moments
When he got tired of flipping between identifying as Only A Magician and someone with actual psychic powers and started calling himself a "mystifier"
When he had a reality show about picking an heir to his throne of...mystification? He sought a successor for the job he made up to avoid defining what his job was
When he tried to use telepathy to stop Brexit
When Criss Angel challenged him to prove his psychic powers on a show he, Uri Geller, created, and he failed
When he did a prank for a talk show and the camera accidentally exposed how he bends spoons
Being sued over one of his first performances by someone who pointed out he claimed to be displaying psychic powers but only did extremely simple magic tricks while saying "I am doing this with my mind actually"
Suing Nintendo over Kadabra
When he did crystal energy placements to channel positive energies for a soccer team that went on to lose their next game 5-1
His persistent claims that he's seen live aliens, not with his "psychic gifts", but because NASA let him take a lil peek bc they thought he was very cool in the 70s and deserved to see
