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Kay, so I still owe replies to these lovely people here:
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@akameraki A continuation of this post.
ˢᵐⁱˡⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᶠᵗˡʸ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇˡᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘⁿᵍ ˡᵃᵈʸ, ʰᵒᵖⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘᵗ ʰᵉʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃᵗ ᵉᵃˢᵉ, ˢⁱˢᵗᵉʳ ᴵʳⁱˢ ᶜᵃʳᵉᶠᵘˡˡʸ ᵇᵒʷˢ ʰᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ.
❝ᴹʸ ᵈᵉᵉᵖᵉˢᵗ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᵉˢ, ᴵ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ’ᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗˡᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐⁱˢˢ. ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ˡᵒᵒᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵍᵃʳᵈᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ?❞ ᵀᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ʳᵃᶜᵏ ʰᵉʳ ᵇʳᵃⁱⁿ, ᴵʳⁱˢ ᵍᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵗᵃᵖˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢⁱᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉᵏ ⁱⁿ ᶜᵒⁿˢⁱᵈᵉʳᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ. ᴵᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉˢ qᵘⁱᵗᵉ ᵃ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗ, ᵇᵘᵗ ˢᵘᵈᵈᵉⁿˡʸ ᵃ ᵗʷⁱⁿᵏˡᵉ ᵒᶠ ʳᵉᶜᵒˡˡᵉᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᶠˡᵃˢʰᵉˢ ᵃᶜʳᵒˢˢ ᵒᶜᵉᵃⁿ ᵇˡᵘᵉ ᵉʸᵉˢ.
❝ᴼʰ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ! ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴴᵒˡʸ ˢᵘⁿᶠˡᵒʷᵉʳ ᵍᵃʳᵈᵉⁿ. ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃʳᵉ qᵘⁱᵗᵉ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵛⁱˢⁱᵗ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ʸᵉᵃʳ─ʰᵒʷ ˢⁱˡˡʸ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗᵗᵉⁿ. ᴵ’ᵈ ᵇᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ʰᵃᵖᵖʸ ᵗᵒ ˢʰᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ, ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵐᵉ ᴵʳⁱˢ. ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵘʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ.❞
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“ – S-sister! Don’t worry, I’ll protect you! Im gonna burn this sneaky little creep to a crisp!
❝ᴮᵉ ᶜᵃʳᵉᶠᵘˡ ˢʰⁱⁿʳᵃ⁻ᵏᵘⁿ, ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃⁱⁿ ⁱˢⁿ’ᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒ ʷᵒʳʳʸ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ!❞ ᴬ ˡᵒʷ⁻ˡᵉᵛᵉˡ ᴵⁿᶠᵉʳⁿᵃˡ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ’ᵗ ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉᵒʳʸ, ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱᵗ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷⁱˢᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳᵉˢᵗⁱᵐᵃᵗᵉ ᵃⁿʸ ˢⁱᵗᵘᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ.
ᴾˡᵃᶜⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵖʳᵃᶜᵗⁱᶜᵉᵈ ᵉᵃˢᵉ, ˢⁱˢᵗᵉʳ ᴵʳⁱˢ ʳᵉᵃᵈⁱᵉˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵃʸᵉʳˢ ᵒᶠ ˢᵃˡᵛᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ.
Faints in your couch.
ᶜʰᵘᶜᵏˡⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᶠᵗˡʸ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉʳˢᵉˡᶠ, ᴵʳⁱˢ ˢʰᵃᵏᵉˢ ʰᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ ⁱⁿ ᶠᵒⁿᵈ ᵉˣᵃˢᵖᵉʳᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵐᵒᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ ᵃ ᵇˡᵃⁿᵏᵉᵗ ᵃᶜʳᵒˢˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃⁿ’ˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ.
I’M DOOOONE 😂😂😂

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Good afternoon all you beautiful people, so sorry for my sudden absence (just had to take a little break).
If I still owe you a reply don't worry, I haven't forgotten about you. Thanks so much for your patience. ❤❤
There will be no new episode of Fire Force today due to the Kyoto Animation arson attack. I give everyone my most sincere condolences to those injured or anyone who has lost a loved one in the fire.
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Hiya friends, it’s Bunny! Back again with another promo for my smol nun. I’m always looking for partners to plot with (even if it’s just crack or one-liners). And I’m currently working on different verse AUs as well, so don’t be shy if you’re unfamiliar with Iris’ canon. Please Like / Reblog if you’re interested in interacting, I can’t wait to hear from you!
{ @celestial-pyre } cont. from here
A quizzical smile appeared on his face. Did he hear wrong? A sun god? Yes, he surely must have heard wrong for the only god of sun he knew was actually Amaterasu, a goddess.
“Ah, thank you! I do hope the gods listen and give me their protection in every one of my journeys.”
He commented even though he did not pray nor worshipped any god.
❝ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃˡˡᵒʷ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵖʳᵃʸ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ˢᵃᶠᵉ ᵗʳᵃᵛᵉˡˢ.❞
ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉᵃˢᵗ ˢʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵈᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˡᵘᵐⁱⁿᵉˢᶜᵉⁿᵗ ˢᵒᵘˡ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵖʳⁱᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃⁱᵗʰ.
❝ᴮˡᵉˢˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵐᵃⁿ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵈᵉᵃʳ ˢᵒˡ, ᵃˡˡᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵛᵉⁿˡʸ ᶠˡᵃᵐᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵐᵇʳᵃᶜᵉ ʰⁱᵐ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉⁱʳ ʷᵃʳᵐᵗʰ ᵈᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ʰⁱˢ ʲᵒᵘʳⁿᵉʸ.❞
❝ eek — !! ❞
the moment he spots her, he goes rigid with fear. the pleasant, sunny expression he once wore evaporates all at once & he’s left trembling in the presence of a certain girl. the fact that she’s nearly a foot shorter than him seems to do nothing to ease his anxiety, as he can hardly stand to look directly at her. when he speaks it’s with trembling lips that he utters a bizarre request. ❝ u - um … I’m not trying to come onto you or anything, but … th- those clothes … could you take them off ? ❞
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ˢᵗᵃʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵇˡᵃⁿᵏˡʸ ᵘᵖ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠʳᵉᵗᶠᵘˡ ʸᵒᵘⁿᵍ ᵐᵃⁿ, ᴵʳⁱˢ ᵗʳᵘˡʸ ʰᵃˢ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵖʳᵉˢˢ ᵃⁿʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˡˡ ʲᵘᵈᵍᵐᵉⁿᵗᵃˡ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗˢ ᵗʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵘᵇᵇˡᵉ ᵘᵖ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳⁿᵉᵃᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘʳᶠᵃᶜᵉ. ᴴᵉʳ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵐᵉʳᶜⁱᶠᵘˡ ˢᵘⁿ ᴳᵒᵈ ᵗᵉᵃᶜʰᵉˢ ᵃˡˡ ᴴⁱˢ ᶜʰⁱˡᵈʳᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵍⁱᵛᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉⁿᵉᶠⁱᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵘᵇᵗ, ˢᵒ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵒᵈᵈ ʳᵉqᵘᵉˢᵗ.
❝ᴱˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ...ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿ?❞
ᴼʳ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ˢʰᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ˢⁱᵐᵖˡʸ ᵐⁱˢʰᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ, ⁱᵗ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵃˢ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ˢᵉⁿˢᵉ ᵃˢ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵉˡˢᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖᵒⁱⁿᵗ.

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𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯...𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨! 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 8𝘵𝘩, 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳.
𝘚𝘰...𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 8𝘵𝘩...
𝘈𝘭𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐'𝘮 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 '𝘐𝘳𝘪𝘴'.
I hope everyone is having a wonderful afternoon. ❀❀
I’ll be working on more replies today. :D
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❝ᴼᵒᵒᵒᵏᵃʸ? ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ⁱⁿˢⁱˢᵗ.❞ ˢʰᵉ ᶜᵘʳʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ʷᵃˢⁿ’ᵗ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵘʳⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃⁿ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵʳⁱˢ ʷᵃˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰˡʸ ᶜᵘʳⁱᵒᵘˢ. ᴳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ˡⁱᶠᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵘᵖ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ, ᵗʰᵉ ʸᵒᵘⁿᵍ ᵍⁱʳˡ ᵗᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵃ ᵗⁱⁿʸ ᵇⁱᵗᵉ.
ᴾᵒᵒˡˢ ᵒᶠ ᵇˡᵘᵉ ˢᵖᵃʳᵏˡⁱⁿᵍ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵈᵉˡⁱᵍʰᵗ, ᴵʳⁱˢ ᶜᵃⁿ’ᵗ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵇᵘᵗ ˢqᵘᵉᵃᵏ ˢᵒᶠᵗˡʸ ⁱⁿ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜⁱᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳᶠᵘˡ ᶠˡᵃᵛᵒʳˢ ᶜᵘʳʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵈᵃⁿᶜⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᶜʳᵒˢˢ ʰᵉʳ ᵗᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵇᵘᵈˢ.
❝ᵀ⁻..ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵃᵇˢᵒˡᵘᵗᵉˡʸ ᵃᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᴷᵒⁿʳᵒ⁻ˢᵃⁿ!❞
@dvvlry A continuation of this post.
ᴿᵒˢʸ ᶜʰᵉᵉᵏˢ ʷᵉʳᵉ ˢᵗᵃⁱⁿᵉᵈ ʷᵉᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗᵉᵃʳˢ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍⁱʳˡ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᶠᵃˡˡⁱⁿᵍ. ᴴᵒʷ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ʰᵃᵈ ⁱᵗ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ˢⁱⁿᶜᵉ ˢʰᵉ’ᵈ ᶜʳⁱᵉᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ?
ᶠᵃʳ ᵗᵒᵒ ˡᵒⁿᵍ.
ᵂʰⁱᵐᵖᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒᶠᵗˡʸ ⁱⁿ ᵈⁱˢᵗʳᵉˢˢ ᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ ʳᵉˢᶜᵘᵉʳ’ˢ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ, ʰᵃᵇⁱᵗ ᵖˡᵃˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵒᵒᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵃˡˡᵉⁿ ᵈᵉᵇʳⁱˢ, ᴵʳⁱˢ ˢᵒᵇᵇᵉᵈ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵗʳᵉᵐᵇˡⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ. ᵀʰᵉ ᶠˡᵃᵐᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᵃᵈ ᵗᵃᵏᵉⁿ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘⁿ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵉˡᵈ ᵈᵉᵃʳ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵉˣᵗⁱⁿᵍᵘⁱˢʰᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ⁿᵒʷ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗʳᵘˡʸ ᵈⁱˢᵃᵖᵖᵉᵃʳ.
ᴴᵒᵘʳˢ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵖᵃˢˢᵉᵈ, ᵒʳ ᵖᵉʳʰᵃᵖˢ ⁱᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᵐⁱⁿᵘᵗᵉˢ. ᴮᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʸᵒᵘⁿᵍ ᵍⁱʳˡ’ˢ ᵗᵉᵃʳˢ ʰᵃᵈ ᶠⁱⁿᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵃˡᵗᵉᵈ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵐᵉ, ˡᵉᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳ ⁿᵘᵐᵇ─ʸᵉᵗ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵃᵗ ᵃ ᶜᵉʳᵗᵃⁱⁿ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵉᵃᶜᵉ.
❝...ᴵ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᴵ’ᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵈʸ.❞

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❝ᴴᵉʰᵉ, ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱⁿ ᵐⁱⁿᵈ.❞ ᴼᶠᶠᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ʷᵒᵐᵃⁿ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵒᶠᵗ ˢᵐⁱˡᵉ, ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ˡᵉˢˢ ᶠᵒʳᶜᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ, ᴵʳⁱˢ ᵇᵒʷˢ ʰᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ ʳᵉˢᵖᵉᶜᵗᶠᵘˡˡʸ.
❝ᴵ’ᵐ ˢⁱˢᵗᵉʳ ᴵʳⁱˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃⁿʸ ⁸, ⁱᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵘʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃᶜqᵘᵃⁱⁿᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵐⁱˢˢ. ᵀʰⁱˢ ᵐᵉᵉᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵒᶠ ᵒᵘʳˢ ʰᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ qᵘⁱᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘⁿᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵉᵈ ˢᵘʳᵖʳⁱˢᵉ. ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗˡʸ ᵇʳⁱⁿᵍˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒ ᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒˡʸ ᵗᵉᵐᵖˡᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵉᵛᵉⁿⁱⁿᵍ?❞ ᴬⁿʸ ᵈⁱˢᵗʳᵃᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʰᵉʳ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗˢ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖᵒⁱⁿᵗ.
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Nothing made sense. It rarely did, when he was involved. One second, he was trying to remove his defective Eldritch-puppet-nun from twitching out and tumble over the railing, the next, he took a wrong step and materialized in an entirely different place.
“Huh?”, he mumbled in response to her request, sounding equally distraught and confused. Squeeze, squeeze…well, upon further assessment, her thighs felt fleshy and plump. Definitely not clay. And she was capable of speech and not just otherworldly gurgles. Pretty cute too, but let’s not get sidetracked.
“Ah, shit- you’re not- this isn’t- er. Ahem.”
Quick, he had to come up with an excuse. And maybe settle her down too, before it came off as sexual harassment…With the deadpan of a man who was pretending to know what he was doing, he took a few steps away from where she was originally placed, aiming to set her down elsewhere, though he never really did go through with it. He was too busy playing it cool.
“A rat. There is a rat running around. You, uh- wouldn’t want to catch something, right?”
…
ᴬ ʳᵃᵗ?
ᴵˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʷᵃˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ? ˢʰᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʷᵉᵖᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ ʰᵉʳ ᶠᵉᵉᵗ ᵇʸ ᵃ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗ ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ʳᵃᵗ?
ᴴᵁᴴ?!
❝ᵂ⁻..ᵂᵃⁱᵗ ᵃ ᵐⁱⁿᵘᵗᵉ, ʷᵃⁱᵗ, ˢᵗᵒᵖ! ʸᵒᵘ’ᵛᵉ ᵖⁱᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵘᵖ─ᵃ ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉ ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ ᵐⁱⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ, ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʷ ᵃ ʳᵃᵗ?❞ ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵘᵗᵗᵉʳˡʸ ʳⁱᵈⁱᶜᵘˡᵒᵘˢ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᴵʳⁱˢ ʰᵃᵈ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ, ᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰʸ ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗˡʸ ʷᵃˢ ʰᵉ ˢqᵘᵉᵉᶻⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ!
❝ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗ!❞ ᴴⁱˢ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ....ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿⁱᵗᵉˡʸ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃʸˢ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ. ᴬⁿᵈ ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵒᵈⁿᵉˢˢ, ⁿᵒʷ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ʷᵉʳᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉᵐ. ᴴᵒʷ ᵉᵐᵇᵃʳʳᵃˢˢⁱⁿᵍ!
ᵀʰᵉ ʸᵒᵘⁿᵍ ˢⁱˢᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶜᵘʳˡ ᵘᵖ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵃ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵇᵃˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵃⁱᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵘᵈᵈᵉⁿ ʷᵃᵛᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵒʳᵗⁱᶠⁱᶜᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵃˢˢ. ᴾᵉʳʰᵃᵖˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵃˢ ˢⁱᵐᵖˡʸ ᵃ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐ, ᵒʳ ᵃ ᵛⁱᵛⁱᵈ ʰᵃˡˡᵘᶜⁱⁿᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ. ʸᵉˢ, ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵖʳᵉˢᵉⁿᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗˢ. ᴴᵉʳ ᶠˡᵘˢʰᵉᵈ ᶜʰᵉᵉᵏˢ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ ᶠʳʸ ᵃⁿ ᵒᵐᵉˡᵉᵗ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖᵒⁱⁿᵗ.