excellent
People don’t realize how many cops are literally white supremacists. Good on Anonymous for getting rid of one.

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@celessetzer
excellent
People don’t realize how many cops are literally white supremacists. Good on Anonymous for getting rid of one.

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who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’
scientist: (gazing up at space) scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy
NO
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.
When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT
THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING
I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.
“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!
But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”
okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence
I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.
See this beautiful creature?
It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin. Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy. They could have given it so many cool names. Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!
You wanna know what they called it?
PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.
Good job, marine biologists.
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Behind every fanfic update, there is a writer being turned into THIS as they await your reactions
Never before has a cat gif so succinctly summed up my emotions.
You half jest but it’s true.
So. Much. This.
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HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS IN MY OWN GODDAMN HOUSE
“WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS” DSFKLJDSKLJKLJFSDKJLXCZ
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
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wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this

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You’ve just pulled into your driveway to see your child has accidentally summoned a demon using sidewalk chalk and playtoys.
“Son of a bitch, Jayce.” I mutter as I quickly exit my car. Thankfully, he knows his runes well enough that the demon is trapped within the pentagram. My wife always did insist that it was too early to start training him. I reach in my trunk and pull out my sword, a simple silver blade with runes engraved down the center, allowing it to harm demons. “You caused this, now fix it!” I throw the sword towards him, and he catches it too smoothly for a six-year-old. He quickly leaps into action as I pull a small axe out of my trunk, just in case. Jaycen chops at the ground, destroying the protective barrier that traps the demon, but also prevents any human from entering. Freed from the confining pentagram, the demon quickly doubles in size, standing nearly twelve feet tall. I can tell that Jaycen is nervous. A small boy versus a demon wider than any bodybuilder, with curved horns and claws right out of a storybook. The demon lunges, but Jayce is much faster, jumping back as the demon’s claws rake through the grass in front of him. Jaycen leaps, landing on the demons elbow while it stumbles, and quickly reaches for the head. He manages to get one hand onto the demon’s horn, and I quickly move forward with my axe gripped tightly. The demon bellows, thrashing its head to shake Jaycen loose. Surprisingly, he holds on well. The demon arches back, preparing to throw Jaycen forward. He firmly plants his feet onto the demons back, and slams his sword through the demons head. The demon roars as the sword protrudes through its mouth, wounded but not defeated. “You missed the brain, it has to be a vital!” Jaycen realizes his mistake, and pulls on the sword to free it. However, the demon has already begun to heal, trapping the sword. With no time to spare, I use my power to slow time and move towards the demon. It manages to buck forward, flipping Jaycen over towards me. With time slowed, I am able to lower Jaycen down softly and leap towards the demon’s head, swinging my axe towards its skull. I hear the satisfying crunch as my axe is buried into the demons skull, and time returns to normal as it crashes to the ground. I free my sword as the demon dissolves into ash. “Why did you summon a demon?” I ask. “Whether you think you’re ready or not, you know I should be here in case something like that happens.” “I found your journal, from when you were young. I know how you got your powers.”
This is amazing 😍
I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD
if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you
😧😧😧😧
thottled water
it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever
これは腕が疲れそうだな
I’d lose so fast lol
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I just ignore my responsibilities and read fanfics
Me, explaining why I do everything last minute (via nicomoru)
Shout-out to advancements in video game graphics because people in the notes think someone decorated a really expensive car with this IRL
This is a game???