Bad Cop, Bad Cop, Really, Really Mad Cop

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

I will NOT list my mental illnesses in my bio. find them out through the stuff I post on here like a normal person!!!

Eldest daughters be like: at this point I don't know exactly who am I protecting and from what. I just feel a crushing sense of responsibility

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

*vomits up a dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

on a spiritual level I am wildly and irresponsibly brandishing a knife as I gesture

you know what i’m sick of this *runs away to a small town to tend to my late grandpa’s farm and fall in love with the town doctor*