Gestationist

i got that dog in me, if you know what i'm saying *pulls out an ultrasound photo of werewolf puppies*

I love my preg/birth kink but sometimes I wish I was into something more affordable and feasible.. like what do u mean the only way to actualize my fantasies is to forever alter the trajectory of my life

Werewolf put a litter in me please ? Please? Litter in me please ?

6 months later, on the night of the full moon, you turn up, shaking, on the doorstep of a male friend. Before they can finish asking you what's wrong, you jump on them, knocking them to the ground, growling and ripping at their clothes with your teeth. Hurling your T shirt away, your belly can be seen violently writhing and churning in the moonlight.

I will say, the one thing about pregnancy that makes me go "okay, that's bullshit" is that pregnant ppl can't eat sushi. SUSHI??? THE BEST FOOD TO EAT IF YOU WANT ABSOLUTE HEDONISTIC DECADENCE? Something is cosmically imbalanced

Once again Monsterpreg Solves Everything. Your writhing tentacle beast offspring needs heroic volumes of seafood to grow big and strong. Your rowdy Satyr baby gives you irresistible cravings for drugs and alcohol and loves nothing more than dancing and twisting inside your womb as you laugh hysterically at your undulating belly.

desperately need to be severely pregnant and constantly horny with my hormones going rampant. i mean like eight months along, belly so swollen i can’t see past it. like i need to hold my belly up while i try and ride cock because i’m so desperate to be fucked but i’m weighed down by heavy twins stretching my stomach out. no like i don’t think you understand i need to be knocked up and still desperate for cock. like i need

Scatty, commitment-phobic teenager finds out she can get more on the black market and overdose on it to slow things down even more. She doesn't want an abortion, she loves her baby, but it just isn't time yet. She needs to get on her feet financially. A few years later she needs time to find a life partner, no one's going to be interested in a single mother, a few years later she needs to concentrate on building her career, a few years later she needs time to build up her pelvic floor because she's scared of the birth... before she knows it she's in her fifties waddling around with the worst case of chronic backache in history.

dom pinning you down by the wrists and looking into your eyes as they fill you up, saying "i wonder if you'll be able to feel the moment you get pregnant" before they cum

I want someone obsessed with getting me pregnant. Using an ovulation tracker/ovulation predictor kit to know when I'm most fertile and filling me up over and over right before/during that time. Keeping me in certain positions during/after sex for better chances. Having me take better care of myself by avoiding things that'll lower our chances of conceiving and eating healthier and taking prenatal vitamins. Making me take a pregnancy test every month to see if it took. Touching my stomach and telling me how lovely I'll look with my womb growing round with their child.

*gently stroking your tummy with your knees hooked over my shoulders so we can tilt you back after sex* What are you going to get them to call you? We can't both be Dad. I think you could pull off Papa. No I don't think it sounds silly, I think it'll suit you. My pretty little pregnant Papa. No, no, come on, be serious. You can't be Daddy. If anyone's a Daddy, it's me. Argh, no, stop it, let go, alright fine, you can be Daddy.

the concept of people patting n rubbing my belly- not because i’m pregnant but because i look pregnant…

A well-meaning older cashier asking when you're due and I gently put my hand on your tummy and gush about how we've got a couple of months left, but you're doing such an amazing job, how you're going to be an amazing mother and don't you look beautiful and glowing?

Soooo overdue you feel like your water could break with a sneeze, or break when you hit that pothole the city hasn't fixed, or when you eat a little too much, or when you stand in the morning.......

I love the thought of someone massively overripe with little eggs, the skin on their belly shiny and drum-tight from the intense pressure of the gallons of fluid and eggs inside, and then when their waters finally break it spurts out of them like one of those Squirting Cucumber seed pods.

pregnancy would be much hotter if it didnt result in babies. i think you should be able to knock someone up and they get bigger/milkier/etc but then nothing happens

This is why monsterpreg is where it's at. After you heave the enormous thing out under a full moon, it'll rise, steaming, unsteady on its awful, spindly legs, screech into the sky and gallop away into the night and that's the last you'll see of it apart from those nights where it stares at you through your window.

I desperately need to be protected as I get bigger and fuller. Listen to my belly audibly gurgle and stretch as our litter multiplies! Urghhh what have you done to meeee…

I think being strapped to a cold examination table while a touchy doctor feels me up could fix me

Please reblog this if you post pregnancy/birth content, bonus if it’s tmpreg and/or involving eggs! Trying to find people to follow