Kaibra

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

i thought about it a little n i kinda wanna use tumblr more lowkey.... mostly cuz i feel slightly free-er talking about complete n utter bullshit than i do on twitter

and by thought about it a little i literally mean a little. i simply thought about how id rather be asked shit on tumblr than on twitter strawpage or whatever bs lmao

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜