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nobody:

ccloudygguk: does kookv like minecraft memes

jimin: what?

namjoon: PARK

namjoon: JIMIN

jimin: WHAT?

jimin: YOU SAID MY NAME 69 TIMES ALREADY

namjoon: PARK THE CAR!

taehyung: [breathes]

jeongguk: do you know how much i love you? i would take a bullet for you hyung

———

hoseok: [breathes]

taehyung: he tried to fight a rabbit

taehyung:

jeongguk: when i was a baby

yoongi: *snorts*

yoongi: you still are

jin: how do i look today? good?

jeongguk: [head bopping to music]

jin: i always look handsome am i right?

jeongguk: [shaking head to music]

jin: i aM oFfEnDed

jeongguk: [takes out airpods] would you like something hyung?

jin:

jin: hey—

yoongi: no

jin: knock knock

yoongi: it’s open

namjoon: why are you doing the dishes so loudly?

jin: just to let all you kids that no one helps me around this house hold

namjoon:

jeongguk: you know what material my shirt is?

taehyung: it’s boyfriend material you’ve always done this

jeongguk: nope, it’s husband material

jeongguk: where’s the banana milk i bought?

taehyung: i-i drank it

jeongguk: sucked the top of it though..

taehyung: stop kissing me like that!

jungkook: okay, what about a

jungkook: french kiss?

changbin: if a chicken and baby are drowning, which would you save?

woojin: the chicken

changbin:

dispatch chasing jin be like

dispatch: what is he doing

photographer: oh my god he’s taking me in his house

dispatch: now what

photographer: now he wants me to take many photos of him

dispatch: any other news

photographer: god now he’s flirting with me

dispatch:

dispatch: some great news

dispatch chasing yoonmin be like

dispatch: what are they doing?

photographer: jimin is asking yoongi to hold his cold ass

dispatch: