these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out

I dont wanna get a job or have real life responsibilities I wanna be an overpowered gay x-men character

concept:  me, but with a really cool x-men mutation and better eyebrows

After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.

somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!

or possibly the moon!!!

*sensually unbuckles orion’s belt*

if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever thats fine but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it

don’t do SHIT for a boy. don’t shave for a boy. don’t fake your interests for a boy. don’t leave school for a boy. don’t lose weight for a boy. and don’t cry for a boy. the world is full of boys but there is only one of you.

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

½ of my personality is made of john mulaney stand up

not gonna lie… I miss them. I miss their voices. I miss their shows. I miss them together… I miss my boys

i kno :/ #JonasBrothersPleaseReunite2k16