can't handle the cold?

   #CCAPTAIN: dependent kaeya alberich. penned by sam! EU (GMT +2) Timezone / 25+ / selective & mutuals only / affiliated with @predvestnik who also did this beauty up here ♥

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   captaining all over the cavalry with: predvestnik, aguilareye, remembranced, souleris, mrrebbit (& blogrolls), acr3ss-the-cosmos, dainsleit

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YOUR LOCAL KAEYAGPT IS OVERLOADING -- @aguilareye

   Your local KaeyaGPT shouldn't be giggling and blushing and looking at Boothill like he's the stars and the sun itself, but that's what's happening right now.

   '' I am very soft so I can be enticing for you to hold and kiss me! The same way I smell like cinnamon, sometimes. I checked you three days ago for your regular maintenance and everything was fine, silly pants, you're just lovesick. I love you too! And very much so. But I'm not warm, baby. My hands are cold, and whatever warmth was in there is long gone.

   I've tried to show you how I make my delicious apple pie, but you spent all that time behind me distracting me with kisses, so you weren't very attentive, tsk tsk. The pie is good because I make it with love! ... but the scientific answer is that I let the apples steam on low heat with a little splash of water, so they come out soft and tender before I stuff those in the crust. I also use fine cinnamon sugar!

   Freckles are clusters of concentrated melaninized cells, mostly found in individuals with fair skin in spots where the sun hits. Yes! You can kiss freckles! In fact, we both should.

loading kaeyagpt interscreen... -- @cloudhymn

   '' Point 1: construct a structure. Gather as many fat white stones as you can, preferrably the oval ones, and put them all in a large circle.

   Point 2: keep constructing. Start gathering twigs and branches like you're a bird building a nest, but you're going to set this nest on fire. On top of the bed of branches and twigs, you should stack in a circle some bigger, taller branches, and tie the tops together in a clockwise order.

   Point 3: FIREBALL! And marshmallows. And chocolate. Enjoy your s'mores!

Not to mention that he's hyper independent, and always was. He's used to do things alone.