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“Whoa, easy there, Bubbles! Here, maybe a little chocolate will put you in a better mood…”

Sickness and Healing -> Roleplay Memes for When the Muse Doesn't Feel Well

Change pronouns / etc, as needed.

you're running a fever.

i'm freezing.

my chest hurts.

it's just a headache.

are you feeling any better?

here, i brought some medicine.

it's not that bad.

you should go lay down.

are you going to need a bucket?

let's get you back in bed.

your fever's gotten higher.

what hurts?

just let me sleep.

you need to stay in bed.

you look worse than you did this morning.

you'll feel better once you've slept.

[scenarios; add +reverse to reverse any scenario]

sender finds receiver unconscious

sender finds receiver attempting to work through illness/injury

sender brings receiver soup and medicine

sender finds receiver delusional with fever

sender tucks receiver into bed

sender places a cool cloth on receiver's forehead

feel free to edit as necessary ! 💚

unfortunately, all i do is think.

my backbone sometimes resembles wet tissue, it happens.

do you mind if i steal that? i’m gonna steal it anyway, but like, do you mind?

i just imagine you doing inhuman stuff all the time. pondering your orb, or whatever.

in my defense, i didn’t plan or think this up until five minutes ago.

i question your taste in allies.

i’m one of the most critical people i know, i’m just nicer about it than i used to be.

i sometimes forget other people are real with real thoughts and opinions.

i’ve never lied once in my life, why wouldn’t you believe me?

i forget things hurt until there’s pain, and then it’s like, ‘oh, right.’

if i ever bring that vibe to the function again, i need you to kill me.

pry all you want, i love to gossip.

sometimes disagreements happen and people get hurt.

are you telling me that if i threw a stick, you wouldn’t wanna go pick it up?

sorry, no peace for you specifically, i’ve decided.

careful there buddy, you’re gonna start making me feel ultra special if you keep that up.

i joke about everything! i’ve never been serious in my life!!

i can turn myself on well enough. off, is another thing.

you should always lie to people if that makes them feel better.

moral compass is saying not to poke my nose where it doesn’t belong, but fun brain says fuck it, let me in on this.

saying no is basically the same as you saying you want me to die, by the way.

you’d help me bury a body if i had to, right?

…i could go for some cookies right now, i don’t care if they’re good.

don’t do that, you’re gonna make me nervous.

i can’t believe i missed the part where this is something you have a say in.

something bad always happens, i’m just trying to be as prepared as i can be.

no impulse control is literally half of my personality, this isn’t new.

that…doesn’t seem to check, but i’m gonna pretend it does.

i can’t sit back and not help when i could be doing something.

do you really want to? or is it just because i complained?

i know you hate me, but can i convince you to do something stupid with me?

i think being on the brink of death would make me feel better.

ignore that i was nice to you. that was a moment of weakness and i hope you die.

[name] taught me that there’s good in everyone, so now seriously hating people is hard.

my character arc has meant nothing, i am still nineteen and angry.

i get way too much enjoyment out of hurting people.

i wasn’t gonna blame you, but now i am because that makes me feel better.

a lie didn’t make me happy. in fact, it made me worse.

you can’t hide from my middle brother rage.

i didn’t do anything, i just have the kinda vibe that makes people hate me.

if you’re upset with me for some reason, act your age and talk to me.

no, you’re not allowed to die, i can’t be alone here-

why do you wanna help anyway? we’re not friends.

i'm actually a vegetarian, you can’t have beef with me.

i thought i told you to stay back.

i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.

this affects me, too, you know.

every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.

you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.

do you have a death wish or something?

this isn't fair to me.

i deserve better than this.

i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.

you promised me you'd stop going out at night.

i don't like hearing this.

you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?

i said i would handle it.

what the fuck are you doing here?

you told me you'd stay put.

so much for laying low.

you remember how bad it was last time.

seems like you haven't learned anything.

i believe you promised me you'd lay low.

i can't keep doing this.

don't give me that look.

we'll discuss this later.

this stops now.

i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.

you keep throwing yourself into danger.

you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?

i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.

that was really stupid of you, and you know it.

i thought you knew better than this.

what's your excuse this time?

you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?

you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.

that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.

i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.

that was completely unnecessary.

they had it handled.

you didn't need to step in like that.

why do you think you're invincible?

the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.

i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.

what are you trying to prove?

you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.

this shit hurts me, too, you know.

you're not the only one affected by this shit.

you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.

what happens if you don't come back?

you think we can just carry on without you?

you think i can handle things if you end up dead?

i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.

you're not even slick.

you think you're invincible, don't you.

quit pretending you've got everything under control.

let someone else do it for a change.

you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.

i'm done with this.

next time you do this, i'm not coming back.

promise me this is the end.

look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.

let the authorities deal with it.

you're making a big mistake.

is it worth dying for?