Star Strife

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

I’m immune to hypnosis actually. I just wanted to do all that gay shit anyway

dads really be like don't be a faggot now here listen to Queen

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

stop bc I adore the moment in dinluke fics where din is like "i need to make a stop on tatooine" and luke is like "cool" and has a bunch of sad feelings about it bc he grew up there and it used to be home. and then luke goes "why are we going to jabba the hutt's place??" And din is like "oh my friend runs it now" and maybe luke will mention that leia killed that slimy fuck and din will go "oh em gee ur sister is THEE huttslayer???" and luke will be all smug like "yup" then din leads luke into the palace, very unaware of the shitshow he's about to unleash. before this man can even blink, luke and boba are hissing at each other with their weapons out and luke is like "i thought this fucker was dead??" And boba is like "u thought wrong bitch" and luke will feel betrayed for a bit and get on din's ass like "why the fuck didn't u tell me u were apparently besties with boba fucking fett??" and poor din is just like "i didn't even know u were famous why would i know y'all had beef??" then the plot moves forward.

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do