Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

watch any live performance of florence + the machine and try to convince me that florence welch is not a witch summoned to the stage to cast a spell on the audience. go ahead just try

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽ROSA 👏🏽DIAZ 👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽AN 👏🏽AX 👏🏽WITH 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽GINNA 👏🏽LINETTI👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽HAIR 👏DRYER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽 AMY 👏🏽SANTIAGO👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽BINDER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

DON’T 👏🏼 CALL 👏🏼YOURSELF👏🏼 A 👏🏼JAKE👏🏼PERALTA👏🏼 STAN👏🏼UNLESS👏🏼YOU👏🏼CAN👏🏼QUOTE👏🏼ALL👏🏼THREE👏🏼DIE👏🏼HARD👏🏼MOVIES👏🏼FROM👏🏼MEMORY👏🏼AT👏🏼ALL👏🏼TIMES

Don’t call yourself a Captain Holt stan unless you realize that typing in all caps with claps between every word is a very inefficient way to communicate.

The other day I wanted cake and ice-cream for breakfast. I wasn’t going to do it because I didn’t think it was okay. Then I remembered that I’m 22 and no one would stop me. The cake and ice-cream where good. That was the best decision I made that day.

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

Becoming an adult is like showing up to an event in your best clothes only to realize you’re way under dressed for the occasion.

This hits me both metaphorically and literally

Mary Berry would never have put up with shop bought fondant what are these channel 4 standards

So my great aunt went to summer camp with Donald Trump and apparently they used to call him frumpy trumpy

Reblog to protect your blog from the Frumpy Trumpy

me: *is a living train wreck*  yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)