Nameless

This is fucked up. Just reblog instead of stealing someone's hard work.

"And I was very excited to get to tell you about a month ago that I actually have a brand new album coming out April 19th. It’s called The Tortured Poets Department."

"And then I was very, very excited to get to tell you a couple weeks ago that I have a brand new album coming out on April 19th, and that album is called The Tortured Poets Department!"

"I noticed earlier when I mentioned my next brand new album, The Tortured Poets Department, I noticed that you did that, and it was so cool and that’s very supportive of you. I just sort of had a plan that on night two of Singapore, I just had a feeling about you, you know? I kind of felt like you’d be like this, and you are. And so, I kind of wanted to show you something that nobody else has seen before. So if you want to look at the screen, I want to show you something. You are so supportive about this that I can’t wait. This is the final edition of the Tortured Poets Department, it’s the final cover. It’s called The Black Dog edition, there’s an exclusive song on this edition called The Black Dog. I cannot wait for you to hear it, I am so excited that you guys are so supportive and excited about this, because I just can’t wait for you to hear it, and I just appreciate the enthusiasm."

"And I was very excited, a couple weeks ago I got to tell you the news that I have been keeping a secret for years, which is that my brand new album, The Tortured Poets Department, comes out on April 19th, and I am so excited to share that with you. It’s going to be a really exciting day, and—"

"And I was very, very excited to get to announce a couple weeks ago that my brand new album, The Tortured Poets Department, will be out on April 19th. That will be a wild day for us."

"And then I was very, very excited to get to tell you something a couple weeks ago, which is that my brand new album, The Tortured Poets Department, comes out April 19th! It’s so crazy to actually get to tell you that, and to actually say that, because when you’re keeping secrets for years, like, when you actually get to say the words, when you actually get to say the title, when you’ve been using like, secret code names—it’s really fun. I’m very excited for April 19th, and it sounds like you are too, which is great!"

"As I was saying before, I have a new album coming out on April 19th. And that album is called The Tortured Poets Department, or you can just nickname it Tortured Poets if you hate long album titles. But I love the title. And I’m really, really, really proud of this record. And you know, it’s good to have options. Everyone likes options, you know? I wanted to show you something, if you will direct your attention to the main screen. This is an alternate cover for The Tortured Poets Department. So this edition is called The Albatross, because there is an exclusive bonus song on this vinyl called The Albatross, and I can’t wait for you to hear it. So that’s a little bit of a cool thing we had tonight."

"And I was very excited, because a couple of weeks ago, I got to tell you some really fun news, which is that my brand new album, The Tortured Poets Department, comes out April 19th! And I’m so overly excited about this, April 19th is going to be a wild day for us, and I can’t wait. "

"And then I was very, very excited to share with you a secret I’ve been keeping for a couple years now, and recently I got to tell you that my brand new album, The Tortured Poets Department, will be out April 19th. I’m so proud of this album, and I cannot wait for you to hear it, and I’m so, just, counting down the minutes til I get to share it with you."

"And then I was very excited to get to announce very recently that I have a brand new album coming out April 19th called The Tortured Poets Department, or you can call it Tortured Poets if you just refuse to memorize more than one-word album titles. I’m so excited about that, by the way. April 19th is going to be a very fun day for us, a very exciting day."

"I was talking to you earlier about my new album. So, basically, I’m very excited for April 19th, because The Tortured Poets Department will be out on that date, and I cannot wait for you to hear all of those songs then. This album, this new one, Tortured Poets, is an album that I think, more than any of my albums that I’ve ever made, I needed to make it. It was really a lifeline for me, just the things I was going through, and the things I was writing about, it kind of reminded me of why songwriting is something that actually gets me through my life. And I’ve never had an album where needed songwriting more than I’d needed it on Tortured Poets. And I wanted to show you something tonight, because we’ve got an alternate cover to The Tortured Poets Department that nobody has seen, and there’s an exclusive song on this vinyl called The Bolter. So this is called The Bolter edition. Look at that cover! It’s so tortured, so poetic. So, I’m going to just show that to you here in Melbourne, because you’ve just been the best that you could possibly be."

"And very recently, I was very, very excited to tell you some news. You know how nice it is that you just screamed for that? Because you know what I’m about to say. And it just, you have no idea how excited I am for my new album, The Tortured Poets Department. You have no idea. So the fact that you preemptively cheered, I didn’t even have to say it, like you just knew, we’re just on that level tonight. I knew there was something about you, the second I saw you. I’m not trying to love-bomb the crowd, but The Tortured Poets Department will be out April 19th. I am so, so excited about that. We might talk a little bit about that a little bit later, more, maybe, since you’re so supportive of the idea."

"And I was lucky enough to get to announce something I’m really excited about the other day at the Grammys, which is that my brand new album, The Tortured Poets Department, will be out on April 19th."

"And I just, I got to announced the other day something that I’ve been very excited about for a very long time, which is my brand new album, The Tortured Poets Department, which comes out April 19th!"

"But I got to announce this new album that I’m so proud of. And I’ve been keeping it a secret for awhile, because I’ve been working on Tortured Poets since right after I turned in Midnights. So you turn in an album months in advance, so you can make vinyls, which are the best, and I started working on it immediately after that. And I’ve been working on it for about two years. I kept working on it throughout the US tour, and when it was perfect in my opinion, when it was good enough for you, I finished it. And I am so, so excited that soon you’ll get to hear it. Soon we’ll get to, you know, experience that together."