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📨 | Batman

“Hi, quick question.” Jodie started, already sporting a facial expression that was a clear sign of bad news to come. “Are you above helping me run away? Because you’re going to have a bloody laughing fit, once I tell you the mess I’ve got myself into.”

They’d been in mid-conversation when it started. One minute, Camila was gushing about what a huge Batman fan she’d been growing up and the next?             The next, their late-night kitchen chat had been rudely interrupted by noises coming from the dining area. Rather loud, and excited noises. The kind of noises people only ever made when they were doing something they maybe shouldn’t be doing on the same table people ate off. ‘Oh.. my god.’ Hand raised to briefly cover her mouth, wide eyes meeting Robert’s gaze. ‘Is that happening? Is this something that’s actually happening right now?’ Words were whispered, as though a part of her was almost worried they might be overheard when it was obvious from the moans and groans that their presence was completely unknown. The only problem was, it also meant there was no escape. If they left the kitchen, the two people getting down and dirty would see them. ‘What do we do?’ Question was gasped out with a low, nervous laugh. ‘

Andrew +Rob | F2F