The Stand Alone Complex

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

I wanna go to a movie with you and do inappropriate things in the back row 

like sneak in candies and soda

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

Why am I awake who summoned me

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

This is why I love kids. Genuine innocence

Mash’Allah that smile. :D

If you're Somali. Reblog this. Let's see how many of us are here on Tumblr

drake seems too miskeen for rihanna

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh