AU - If Unga-Bunga Didn't Drop The Rock

PLEASEEEE STOP THIS MADNESS I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE MCGUCKET ANGST

hey do you think that maybe Bill had something to do with Stan's appearance in the in-between. just a thought, i think it'd make sense for why Ford hates him so double much in this au

YOU CAN DRAG THE POST BUTTON ON MOBILE.

On today's Dumbass News: I had my thumb in the hole of a soda can (don't say it) and I was rubbing my thumb in like circles around the rim (don't say it) because I liked the way the sharpness felt but because the inside of the 2/3 empty can was obviously wet (don't say it) the part of my thumb that was *inside* the can was wet too and I forgot that and worried it was blood

"little guy" is today's "smol bean"

yk that moment when you're eating and enter a ravenous state that has you stretching your jaw open so wide that it genuinely muffles your ability to hear for a second because you're too busy shoveling food into the gaping void of your maw

I'm going to start using "outdog" "downdog" "leftdog" "rightdog" so that when I inevitably say "updog" people don't expect it and go "what's up dog?"

Anyway I am experiencing the universe and I am McLovin' it