ok.

moon of pride almost over today and still no cavegirl for gork 😔 no girls who like girls in gorks village, travel far and still none... Not even at pride celebration... Guess gork hide in cave forever then

Crag take Crag Jr down to tar pit to hunt megafauna trapped in tar pit. And then what happen? Crag Jr get stuck in tar pit. Total bullshit Crag tell you

you ever get Crag Jr out? or is he for the pit now.

Crag had to get him out, his panicked yelling was attracting predators

… any predators left stuck? I would like some new skulls for painting models once they’re picked clean.

Crag take Crag Jr down to tar pit to hunt megafauna trapped in tar pit. And then what happen? Crag Jr get stuck in tar pit. Total bullshit Crag tell you

you ever get Crag Jr out? or is he for the pit now.

Blaglartha think cave women are so pretty. Like and reblog if agree.

You wish, smallbrow

Guys im fangirling hard rn crag the caveman found my post do you think he likes me

Flattery will get you nowhere

crag complain about no mate, then insult prospective mate just because smallbrow? foolish…

Tumblr update going to make us gimmick sideblogs go extinct

Blurg scared! What is this magical staff that curse the world!?

… what going on…?

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

I didn’t even look at the name I was just like damn I hope so too thanks

it’s 2025 now i hope youve accumulated many seeds, nuts, and berries

i may have eated them all

in 2026, may you begin to once again find seeds, nuts and berries

I am making a s'more for you immediately. It's sweet like berries, but soft, and has a crispy shell. Fire makes it gooey, and the gooey is better.

The white thing is better when it looks like charcoal…

Ook think Gork cavepaint and bone tools and cool as fuck skulls pretty neat

Blurg not know what ventilation is, but cave have only small amount of mud in it, and Blurg see just fine. No bears but have cool collection of weird skulls. This mean Blurg cave problematic or not?

That’s not mud it’s red clay. For red pigment. Silly.

humans will see a cave and go in it