Throw me into the fucking void

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

I am very normal about bug Lotus

my mind palace is not up to code

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this

Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god