god’s favorite customer sentence starters.
jesus, man, what did you do?
left foot, right foot, that’s the ticket.
you’ll be back on top real soon.
whose bright idea was it to sharpen the knives?
if you want an answer, it’s anybody’s guess.
so you wanna hangout at the gallows?
those guys get an early start.
what’s your intake? your reason for living?
___, good to see you again.
you left your passport in the mini fridge.
don’t leave your mattress in the rain if you sleep on the balcony.
what a beautiful tattoo that young man had on his face.
will you need a driver out to philly?
he seemed a little worried about you.
i’m feeling good, damn, i’m feeling so fine.
i’m living on a cloud above an island in my mind.
don’t be alarmed, this is just my vibe.
no, it’s not too bad a crime.
is there someone we can call?
perhaps you shouldn’t drink alone.
i know a few ten-cent words.
you can take what i know about love and drown it in the sink.
i know my way around a tune.
won’t be a single dry eye in the room.
but i’m just dumb enough to try to keep you in my life.
i’ve been here a few times before.
you could have me anytime.
everything’s cool, i’m great, i’m fine.
nothing surprises me much.
do you wanna go to the farm?
do you wanna go to the park?
i’ll get you ice cream if you give me your card.
nothing impresses me much.
i’ve got a great attitude and a map to the stars.
i got your number from that sign in the lawn.
i also wanna vanquish evil but my mojo is gone.
i bet you know most of my friends.
they’re some real exclusive dudes.
i can escort you down the runway, i just joined the police.
so you wanna be a grifter like me?
i didn’t get invited but i know where to go.