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@caustichemist
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โ ๏ธ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT โ ๏ธ
โผ๏ธCHEMIST IS A PRICK AND VULGAR. HE WILL SAY NSFW โผ๏ธ
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*croaks*
Translation: Astโ donโt make me regret this, boy.๐งช
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Are you only able to speak in bird tongue or do you know others languages?
*squawks*
Translation: I donโt have the vocal cords to create the words you sapiens can understand; my ancestors didnโt evolve to have them. I have a translator on my neck that can do that from my speech vibrations, however. I have to scare you sapiens shitless in every way I can. BAHAHA!
*clicks beak*
Translation: But I do have a Latvian tongue. Itโs my native language.
*chirps*
Translation: Tas ir pievilcฤซgs akcents, Nuke runฤ poฤผu valodฤ.
//Admin: Do not take what Chemist says personally and be aware that when you send him an ask, he IS mean and will be a dick or a vulgar bastard
I HEARD ASTER AND YOU HAVE BABIES IS THAT TRUE๐ฅบ๐ญ
*chides*
Translation: Yes, but it seems like heโs been a useless hen. Kuces dฤls..
ex-fucking-scuse me?? I've been working my ass off dealing with supernatural shit and raising the chicks all by myself just for you to call me useless?? I've taught them how to fly, how to take humanoid form, how to feed themselves and starting to teach them to control their powers. I've done everything for them... Even given them a plushie of you JUST so they could see you.
They ask me for you all the time..
*shrieks*
Translation: STOP COMPLAININโ LIKE A BITCH AND ARCH FOR ME. Let me see that lordosis as I plug your tight cunt with my toxic spunk. Youโre overdue for another clutch. Slutty bitch like you wants to get filled again by a real man, eh, kaislฤซgais?
Do you (and your kind in general) have heat cycles?
*clicks beak*
Translation: Yes we have heat cycles. As a matter of fact, nestinโ season is approaching. I can feel the LH risingโฆalong with the sharpening spines on my cock. Itโs about time to breed.
*coos*
Translation: Why so curious, pฤrdroลกais? You think you can handle eighteen inches of radioactive avian cock? BAHAHAHAH!
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greetings, Chemist! Heads up, Aster is my father now.... So.. Uh.... Are you my dad aswell? Not sure since your situation between Father is confusing...
*chides*
Translation: If youโre a sapien, I would have devoured your feeble infant form in an instant. No question. I have no chicks outside of the three that Astโ was supposed to raise. But it seems like he canโt even fuckinโ do that right.
*caws*
Translation: Anything other than that is an abomination. Kretฤซns..
Why is there a rat near your nest/chicks?
Also Iโm pretty sure it radioactive rat from YOUR lab.
Itโs bothering aster and eating his shadow crows ๐
*shrieks*
Translation: THAT RAT DIDNโT COME FROM MY LAB.
*chirps*
Translation: My rats are tamed. I make sure of it. Anyways, I donโt give a fuck about the crows but I will make SURE to set traps and EXTERMINATE THAT FUCKING RODENT.
I HEARD ASTER AND YOU HAVE BABIES IS THAT TRUE๐ฅบ๐ญ
*chides*
Translation: Yes, but it seems like heโs been a useless hen. Kuces dฤls..
Do you like chocolate?
Are you chicken or else??
(That's all question)
*chides*
Translation: Chocolate? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What do you take me for? No. I donโt like chocolate or anythinโ sweet, medutiลลก. Sweetness is deceptive. I prefer somethinโ gamey.
*clicks beak*
Translation: No, I am not a chicken. Nuke is the cock. Iโm half old world vulture and Deinonychus.
.." I may or may not have taught your hatchlings swears.. Please don't hurt me๐"
*squawks*
Translation: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINโ AROUND MY CHICKS, JฤKLIS??? I was off in an expedition with Nuke โn Spine and I come back to Assโ fuckinโ slacking?
*grinds beak*
Translation: Such a sorry excuse for an avian he is.
*shrieks*
Translation: Listen to me, sapien. If I ever catch you even LOOKING at my chicks again, I will personally make sure that those eyes are scraped and that tongue is burnt clean off.
(Admin: friendly reminder that this is Chemist unfiltered. Donโt take it personally!)
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[ YCH ] Valentine's Day YCH finished for @foxtatopuff !
my beautiful darling @hexserath
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I just made some bullshiiiiit
What else does Chemist do besides treat you like a slut and a sex toy that needs to be fucked?
he's caring in his own way. Even if he is an asshole. He's a good comrade that wants me to be a free bird. Free from the troupe. Free from Doctor mostly..
when the fajitas come out sizzling
Green Bird: @caustichemist / @hexserath
Purple Bird: @silentbirdtfc / @foxtatopuff
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Chemist lore drop:
Chemist doesnโt experience romantic love (heโs aromantic) but he does experience familial affection. All living relatives of him have died, he was closest to his grandfather. Itโs from him that he picked up calling people โboy.โ
Although Chemist is emotionally unavailable and chooses not to be as โpresentโ with his hatchlings, he does love his chicks and deliberately keeps his distance to encourage their independence.
Chemist is deeply uncomfortable with emotional closeness and trusts only Nuke. Heโs wary of Aster and even of his own children, keeping everyone at armโs length. Because he teaches his hatchlings his own brand of street smarts (which includes manipulation) he refuses to fully trust them. He knows how easily those skills can be turned back on him, and he wonโt risk becoming a target himself.
The case with Nuke is based on shared trauma from The Experiments. He knows that he doesnโt have to โsleep with one eye openโ around Nuke (but does anyway out of habit).
Chemist doesnโt want to play a dad role and prefers to just keep camaraderie with his chicks. He can be protective of their physical and emotional well-being but all-in-all remains detached as a way to โparent.โ
are you the type of guy to pay child support or are you a dead beat im carrying your spawn
~Admin: he went AFK~
