Just Phony

I'm very talkative these days. Tie my hands and tape my mouth shut before I hit myself.

The book I've photographed the most quotes from is The Catcher in the Rye. I have 57 photos of its pages. And that's despite the fact that several of them were deleted on one occasion.

Winter is coming, my favorite time of year. And that means 30 more readings of The Catcher in the Rye, to get into the Holden-Christmas spirit.

I'm starting at a new school in August. I swear to God the literature club is going to know so much about The Catcher in the Rye that they're going to have to kick me out for talking about it so much.

I admit it. I never got over The Catcher in the Rye.

I have a condition that I might even envy. I inherited my mother's hair genetics, and she, at only 35, is already covered in gray. What I mean is... I was planning to dye part of my hair white like Holden Caulfield, but who needs dye when you have the genes?