abby

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

My grandfather doesn’t use the word “calories” when talking about food…he uses the word “value” instead. I was eating fruit for lunch and he said “if you’re going for a run later you need something more valuable”. I sat there for a while just thinking about the way he said that. Change out a negative word with a positive one and you’ll see start seeing positive change.

this is actually such a smart way for people to think about food

Love this.

Food is fuel!!! Need lots of fuel to work hard

That’s depression babe!

you know what? I’m glad tumblr sees me as sensitive content now. It’s true, I’m sensitive.

They look so proud of themselves. I’m actually embarrassed for them. These are adults in charge of children, and they’ve lowered themselves to taking selfies with property they’ve stolen from the young and defenseless.

Such bravery these cops display. Literally stealing candy from children, and then hiding when an armed shooter comes to murder children. Thin blue line who?