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the cherry on top of my no good horrible very bad week is almost falling for a bank scam and willingly handing over all my money! i am that idiot!!

i need william fichtner to narrate an audio book or something. i don't particularly care what kind, i just like his voice and feel like listening to him talk nonstop would fix all of my problems

when the sadness is so bad the emotional support fandoms can't make a dent

i love the idea of AUs where Guy doesn't know that Jasper knows he can read minds, so Jasper is just thinking the filthiest thoughts about him and enjoying watching Guy squirm because he doesn't know how to confront the old pervert lusting after him without revealing his secret.

i have a 40-60 minute commute with terrible traffic and everyone is always like omg i don't know how you do it, i always tell them oh i just listen to a ton of podcasts and audiobooks but it's not true. it's not. i am writing gay smutty fanfiction in my head that will never make it onto paper.