today ii am embracing the trope of broke university student desperate for a caffeine fix, and so ii venture on to google. ii google “café near me” and in the midst of mcFastFoods and Donuts is a simple picture of a field. the {vegetable} café.

yeah, so i googled it again, and it’s right off this big highway, but the way on to it is not from the highway. it leads you to this weird square, and tells you to walk off into the woods because you can’t make it there by car.

today ii am embracing the trope of broke university student desperate for a caffeine fix, and so ii venture on to google. ii google “café near me” and in the midst of mcFastFoods and Donuts is a simple picture of a field. the {vegetable} café.

yeah, so i googled it again, and it’s right off this big highway, but the way on to it is not from the highway. it leads you to this weird square, and tells you to walk off into the woods because you can’t make it there by car.

today ii am embracing the trope of broke university student desperate for a caffeine fix, and so ii venture on to google. ii google “café near me” and in the midst of mcFastFoods and Donuts is a simple picture of a field. the {vegetable} café.

How ya been?

“You’re such a liar. You lie more than I do,” says the villain to the hero “which is both impressive and horrifying.”

“i . . . am i Feared?” it asks with a look of awe.

editoress:

Character A: [Character B], have you considered accepting our Lord and Savior, [Character C]? I promise, you'll never look back.

Character A: Hey, what's your number?

Character A: [Character B], why are you hitting me?!

“Why do we always have to get involved? Can’t we do normal stuff that normal people do like… go to brunch?”

Character A: You shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you.