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happy warm music loving kitty boy
Celia wondered if she hit her head a bit too hard on the way down. She never saw a giant, walking, talking cat before. And by the looks of this catâs face, heâs never seen a large bird lady.Â
"Are you okay? Whatâs your name? What are you?" the cat stammered, clearly worried about the harpy.
"Iâm⌠Iâm fine." she warily answered. Not as concerned about her well being, she got up and apprehended the mysterious feline. "Sooo, what is this place? Is it some sort of cat island?"Â
"Cat island?" Ethan tilted his head a bit and laughed. "No, this is far from an island, actually. This is more like..." He placed a paw on his chin, deep in thought. "I don't know how to describe it. But lots of, uh, unnatural people like us live here."
At least she seemed to be doing okay. Half his questions weren't answered, but hey, if he had just fallen out of the sky, he wouldn't exactly be in the best mental state to answer those either. He pointed backwards and meowed, "Wanna come back to town? I could show you around if you want." Maybe he could take care of her a bit.
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Celia's day could not have been worse. First she was sold a very incorrect map, then chased off by some very rude brutes, and now the strong winds made her crash into a tree. After taking a nice tumble through the open arms of a pine tree and landing ever so gracefully on her bum, she sat, dazed for a moment.Â
After a few seconds of realizing she was safely on the ground, Celia did a quick mental check. Well, I think I'm fine... except for my ego. That is very bruised.Â
Suddenly, a shadow cast over her. She looked up to see a silver cat standing over her in a red hoodie.Â
Ethan was finally able to get a good look at the person who fell through the trees. They definitely seemed to be human, other than the fact they had wings. And bird feet. He stared with wide eyes and a somewhat open mouth, not quite realizing how rude he seemed, until he snapped out of his attempts to process what they were.
"Ah, uh, hello." He hesitantly stammered out. "Are you okay? What's your name? What are you?" He asked as many questions as he could, trying to make sense of the situation. Obviously, right now wouldn't really be a good time to run off, so might as well get a grip on what's possible at the moment. Ethan didn't even bother looking if they were injured. How caring.

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There was one thing that Ethan had learned after staying inside his record store for so long, and it was that staying inside all the time was NOT good for you.
Sure, it was a nice place to live (and a nice store to own), but it got... Dull. Most of the time, all he did was sit and watch his fish when he wasn't arranging and rearranging everything. Living in such a small town did have its downsides somtimes, considering not many people seem to appreciate the wonderful art of music. It was disappointing, really.
So, he decided to do something he's never done since he started living in the town. He went for a walk.
He hastily scribbled down a note on a scrap piece of paper he had- "Out for a walk"- and taped it to the door of the store. After making sure he wasn't forgetting anything, he walked outside. The sun hurt his eyes, cause honestly, he hadn't been out in days. At least it was kinda pretty outside.
It was actually quite windy, which was surprising. Sure, Ethan wasn't complaining, but it was quite an interesting task to constantly have to smooth his fur down, lest he look like he got hit by a bus. He tried to enjoy the day as much as he could, though. Didn't want to waste this time (as if he had anything else he could be doing).
Off in the distance, he saw a large figure in the sky. He shrugged it off as a bird at first, but upon closer inspection, it seemed to be... A person? Either way, they definitely weren't simply a bird. And they were struggling with flying, what with the windy day and all. Concerned, Ethan half-ran half-walked in the general area they were flying over. It seemed to be in the forest surrounding the town, which wasn't good.
With a high-pitched shriek, the creature finally plummeted to the ground. He could hear twigs snapping, and finally, a faint thud. Now REALLY concerned, he full-on ran to where the sound came from. Honestly, it was partially only cause he was curious about who (and what) it was, but then again, he did want to help with whatever damages they suffered.
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"Oh, yes! I make sweaters out of all sorts of things! Fur, and string, ooh, and those fuzzy socks are really nice to work with! And then thereâs the little fuzzies that fall off of other sweaters, too, thatâs what I have the most of." Whoops, she was talking way too much, wasnât she? Jeez, she really couldnât help herself when she went off about her job. It was what she was most passionate about, after all! It was her calling!
"Oops, I was getting a little carried away there, wasnât I? Sorry about that! I just get sooooo excited about these things sometimes." She paused, then, doing her very best to clear her throat in a mature, professional sort of matter. "Ahem! Anyway, itâs very nice to meet you, Ethan!"
She had to stop herself from asking if she was allowed to take some of his fur home with her. After all, she didnât really have any specific reason for being here. She was just exploring! Itâd be awfully rude to leave without at least checking out some of his stock, though, wouldnât it?
"UmmmmâŚ" Beckett would buy something if she could, really she would, but everything here looked way too heavy for her! Not to mention the fact that the only thing even remotely close to currency she had on her was pixie dust, and that was only good for selling as craft glitter, and maybe to goblins.
Human money was much too big for her. Their paper money wasnât too bad, but she had to fold it up a ridiculous amount of times before she could get it to fit in her pocket, and even then, a single bill could hardly fit!
"I canât really afford to buy anything, but you could show me what you do here, if youâd like! I mean, I told you so much about myself, but I still hardly know what it is you do!â Smooth, smooth, smooth like butter.
"That's pretty cool." What an interesting job. Ethan had never really gotten interested in creating clothes; it sounded like too much of a hassle. Measuring the right size, getting the right shape and design- all of that sounded so complicated. But hey, he guessed she had nothing better to do. Not to be rude, of course, but he couldn't quite imagine any other things a tiny fairy could do.
"Nice to meet you too." He responded politely. She clearly wasn't suited to carry any of his records, much less any money, so he guessed his question was a bit redundant. Nevertheless, he had to suit his guest in whatever ways possible. He nodded at her request to show what it was he did for a living- his records were his heart and soul.
He stepped out from behind the counter, and gestured for her to follow him, over to the records she was looking at just a few minutes ago. "These, are you should probably know, are records. I'm not sure how much you know about 'em, but you put them on a record player, like this one-" He waved a paw over to the record player he had sitting nearby. The poor old thing, it looked like it needed a replacement. "-and they play music! Like this."
He picked up one of the records off the shelf, not really paying attention to which one it was specifically, and placed it on the center of the record player. He messed around with it for a little bit, and then, music started playing! "Cool, huh? I sell these for a living. Too bad not many people appreciate real music like this..." He sighed and shook his head, letting out a low growl involuntarily. When he realized what he did, he pinned his ears back and started blushing a bit out of embarassment. "I, ah... Sorry about that. Can't help that I'm a cat." He chuckled awkwardly. Man, why have his only few encounters with customers so far ended up being awkward in one way or another?
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Beckett couldnât help but let out a little excited squeak when she was granted permission to touch the catâs fur. âOh, thank you! Thank you thank you thank you!" She jumped in the air and did a tiny celebratory swirl before landing herself a bit closer to where the paw was extended and reaching out to stroke it with both of her tiny little hands.
"Oh, it is soft!â She exclaimed, resisting the urge to be a huge freak and bury her face in the fur. This guy probably already thought she was weird enough, right? Right. Letâs not make that any worse. Man, though, she was so happy, she would purr if she was able. Unfortunately, faeries cannot purr. Such a major design flaw, right?
After petting the cat for an amount of time that she deemed proper, Beckett stood upright again, clasping her hands together. âOh, I almost forgot to introduce myself! How silly of me! Iâm Beckett. The sweater fairy! Sort of like the tooth fairy, I guess, but sheâs too popular for her own good, if you ask me.â
Sheâd meant for that little speech to serve as some sort of explanation as to why she was so enthralled by his fur, but that really didnât go the way sheâd planned, did it? Jeez, spending so much of her time alone was starting to be a pretty big damper on her social skills, wasnât it? Not that sheâd had many in the first place, actually.
Ethan stood and watched her as she kept constantly petting his fur with a delighted look on her face. Admittedly, it felt pretty good, but he wouldn't admit it. He wouldn't dare to admit it. So he just stared blankly at her- like he has been for the past couple minutes, how rude- with the faintest hints of a blush on his face.
"Yeah..." He mumbled in response to her saying it was soft. He knows it's soft, he's literally covered in the dang stuff 24/7!
After a couple minutes, the guest (finally) stopped stroking his paw, and stood up. His ears perked up as she introduced herself, and nodded after hearing her... profession, of sorts.
"Sweater fairy, huh? So you make sweaters? I guess that's why you were interested in my fur." Ethan trailed off a bit, before he realized he should probably introduce himself. It's only polite to do so. "Oh, uh, my name's Ethan, and I own this place, obviously." He paused for a second before continuing. "I'm... I'm a cat."
At least he didn't seem to be the only one in this town who was an unsociable friendless loser. Well, Beckett SEEMED to be one, at least, judging by her actions. That's rude to think. He shouldn't be making assumptions.
After his awkward introduction, he put on as professional of a tone as he could muster, and said, "Is there anything in particular you're looking for?" With the way she was fluttering around earlier, it seemed like she wanted something specific. Sure, she was tiny and his records would most likely crush her if she tried to pick one up, but he's gotta cater to everyone who comes in however he can.
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It wasnât rare for Beckett to find herself off exploring the little town sheâd made her home in. There was always so much to see; especially when you were as little as she was. Every privately owned store was a mall, and every alleyway was a labyrinth! She definitely preferred the little shops over the alleyways, though. After all, the latter were so much easier to get lost in. And way less fun to be lost in, too.
But speaking of privately owned shops, thatâs just where she happened to turn up today! Honestly, how had she not known about this place before? It was so cute and filled with so many interesting- what were those, anyway. Beckett didnât really know what the cardboard slips with varying artwork on them were, but she loved them. They were so cool!
And when her gaze finally made its way over to the owner? Oh oh oh, her wings started fluttering so fast! She hadnât been this excited in hours! What soft looking fur- what fuzzy looking ears- and what a warm looking sweater! Or hoodie, she supposed. Sweatshirt? People had so many strange names for non-sweater clothing.
Oops, she was gawking, wasnât she. Now that wasnât very polite! So, to fix that, she flew herself on over to where the owner was stationed, standing herself up on the counter and trying her best not to get fairy dust all over the place. âHello! This is such a nice little shop, itâs so cute! Oh, and your fur, itâs!â She paused a moment to clasp her cheeks in her hands. âItâs beautiful! Iâve never seen fur this nice. Itâs so well groomed! And soft! I mean, i havenât touched it, but it looks soft. May I touch it?âÂ
Beckett, world class weirdo who does not know how to talk to people.Â
Not many people bothered to stop in at the store Ethan owned, but when they did, there was certainly quite the variety in people he'd see. He'd gotten used to seeing the various creatures- it'd be a bit strange if he hadn't, considering he is literally a giant walking cat- but every time was like a new adventure.
This was no different.
He could just barely see his tiny customer, which confused him greatly and made him wonder if he was hallucinating or something. But nope, there was in fact a tiny flying person in his store buzzing about, gazing at his pride and joy (his record collection) with interest. He watched her fly about, mesmerized by her actions, before she finally started staring straight at him.
He was just a bit unsettled by her actions, and his tail shot up into a diagonal position, wanting to be a bit cautious with his guest. She was being a little freaky, as he wouldn't really like to admit. That's just rude.
The customer's voice was squeaky and he could honestly just barely pick up on her voice, but her request to touch his fur just left him staring blankly at her. It wasn't exactly every day a tiny thing that seemed to be a fairy asked to touch you. Not inappropriately, of course. But it was quite a strange question.
After a couple seconds of trying to decide whether or not he should comply with her request, he mumbled out an "Uhh... Sure." and stuck his left paw out for her to touch. God, this was so weird. He was being so weird. This was all so weird.
Pink Floyd - âShine on You crazy Diamondâ 1994
Roni regarded the song a bit as it started. It was pretty good - not really what she was used to, but she could get into it. Sheâd heard other old music, but most of it wasnât really her thing. This was maybe not a style sheâd listen to a lot, but it was interesting. That story about the bald dude barging in on the song making was pretty amazing too.
She laughed at Ethanâs pun. âNot at all,â she replied. âBut Iâm not sure I like this song. It kinda sucks.â She smirked. âJust kitten.â She tried to wink, but it was more like an awkward blink, so she looked away quickly and pretended it didnât happen. âThe songâs great.â
Ethan started laughing out loud at her pun this time, instead of just giggling a bit. "Oh man, that's a good one! I'll have to remember it for later." He said through his laughter. He closed his eyes and listened to the remainder of the song in silence, not really being able to come up with anything else to say. It'd just make it awkward, though he did nod at her saying it was a great song.
When it ended, he took it off the record player and put it back in its sleeve, then handed it to her. "You know what? I'm feline pretty good after all those puns. You can have it for free." He managed to hold himself back from laughing too much at his pun, which was a bit hard, as he still cracked a smile.

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Roni awkwardly followed Ethan to the record he wanted to show her. Oh man, maybe it wouldâve been better if she hadnât said anything at all. What if he was into really weird obscure giant cat stuff? Maybe all the songs were just meowing over and over for an hour? He was kind of weird, the way he climbed over the desk like that creeped her out a little, even though it was kind of cute.
Pink Floyd, huh? This was new to Roni, but she figured it was some really old weird stuff (hopefully with no meowing). She listened intently to his story and agreed that would be pretty uncomfortable, and awkwardly laughed a bit when he laughed.
She giggled at his joke (a genuine laugh, this time), and asked, âso, you like puns, huh? Well, what if Pink Floyd was a car brand? Then it would be a⌠Pink Ford.â Oh, man, Roni, that was terrible. âSorry, that wasnât very good.â She giggled again, blushing. âUh⌠I might buy it,â she said. âCan I hear that Crazy Diamond song first, maybe? If itâs not a problem.â
He grinned and chuckled a bit at her pun, before nodding in reply to her question. "Sure! It's a bit long though." He casually walked over to a record player pushed against one of the walls and placed the record on it, messing around with a few things before the song started. "There you go."
He turned around and walked back to her, then casually leaned against one of the record shelves, with his paws in his hoodie and a smile on his face. "And yes. I do love puns." He started laughing a bit again, before making another. "Got a... purr-oblem with that?"
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