T.J

Dawn

it's funny (not really) because imperial measurement system hahahha

Haymitch: "So whaddya got, how are we framing you, what's the move?"

Peeta: "I have been irrevocably in love with Katniss Everdeen since kindergarten."

Meanwhile Katniss:

“Gale is my friend. We hunt together. He’s cool ig.”

I am going to die with this unrequited crush. Welp at least I got to give her bread once

I’ve told all of Panem about my crush and she attacked me

I’m going to die because I was helping my crush escape

wait my crush is nursing me back to health and kissing me and nearly died for me

I’ve survived the Hunger Games and I’ve got a girlfriend!

actually its all fake and i’m going to die alone and she won’t look me in the eyes

we’ve agreed to be friends and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. I am not going to analyze this

Shit she’s definitely in love with Gale and by forcing her into marrying me I’ve ruined her life

We both keep trying to sacrifice our lives for each other. I will not analyze it or talk to Katniss about this when there are not cameras on us

Welp I’ve been kidnapped by the Capitol but at least Katniss is safe

Actually I hate Katniss now and want to kill her

I want to kill Katniss slightly less now but still get really mad at the idea of her and Gale together. I will not analyze this. I will tell her she’s not pretty. This will definitely solve all my problems

Katniss says we protect each other so I guess I’ve got to die now so I don’t kill her

She kissed me so I guess I’m not going to die now

Welp I’ve fallen in love with a women who does not want me for a second time

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.