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*doing squats in the Goodwill dressing room to make sure I can climb a fence in these mustard corduroys if the need arises*

posts about ADHD have no business being 2k words some of us are unmedicated

the adhd impulse to ramble versus the adhd inability to read big blocks of text..... unstoppable force meets immovable object

bro subscribing to disney plus is so embarassing my heart is cringing for so many of you.

You know what I’m still annoyed with this because no, Netflix, you did not lose a single fucking penny. You did not lose money from people sharing their accounts, they did not physically take the money from you. Your profits did not go down, they just didn’t rise as much as you wanted them to, and you consider that a catastrophic loss of billions of dollars. Fuck off.

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