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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
My Disney princess moment: I take off the lid of an old compost tumbler the previous owners left in the yard. I check inside to make sure there's nothing too weird going on in there. I go to put the lid back on. The lid passes in front of my face and I see that there is a golf-ball-sized paper wasp nest attached to the underside of the lid with at least half a dozen wasps on it, and I've just been holding it in the air for a few minutes. I look at the wasps. The wasps look at me. I carefully put the lid back on the tumbler. The wasps are chill. I am chill. Nobody gets chased or stung or smashed. The tumbler can stay where it is for this year- it's a pretty safe place for them to nest, both for me and for them. All is well.
I am told that wasps can remember faces, and I've been doing a lot of non-threatening garden work in an area where the wasps come to strip wood off the fence for their nests. I guess they understand I have not proven to be a threat. They know me! They know I am friend!!! Many years of working on my immediate panic response to wasps and bees (something that persisted on a gut level well after I knew better intellectually) actually produced the desired effect! And 5 years of replacing lawn with native plants really has created a space where so many insects can thrive, and I kind of can't believe it's actually happening.
thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

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[ID: Tiktok screenshot of blooming lilacs with text reading "Just a little something to take the edge off". End ID.]
Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop
"How's your rediscovery of the joys of fiction reading going, Monikah?" I'm not allowed to read any more Becky Chambers because the end of To Be Taught, If Fortunate made me want to throw my Kindle out the window.
There's something particularly frustrating about reading and being disappointed by books or authors that were recommended to me, personally or generally, or that feel like they were written for a person who is very very much like me... but not quite. It's usually not that I find the books objectively bad, it's that concept sounded so good but they are just not for me.
But the people recommending The Traitor Baru Cormorant for people who liked Gideon the Ninth really need to be more specific about what is similar! I got halfway through Baru Cormorant and DNFed because it has NONE of the things I personally liked about GtN- no humor/informal tone, no weirdness, more telling instead of showing in terms of its moral complications, no sci-fi tech, and NO MAGIC. No dick jokes! No monsters! No fun!!! Not my thing at all.
seeing one of your posts in the wild was so scary but they're so right:
the original tweet:
Completely accurate. Everyone come hang out on my 29-year-old-core blog we can talk about the good vacuum cleaners
it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

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constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in
Yes, yes, the horrors, but consider: I am farming a consistent crop of salamanders in the meadow that I made out of my front lawn.
Me: I won't repeat my father's mistakes
Me [2 hours later]: I should build a porch
People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.
they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

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I think if you have food allergies or intolerances you should gain the ability to eat other things instead. Like sure maybe I can't eat alliums or brassicas, but I can eat tree bark and small pebbles.
Not only am I agnostic about a god, I am agnostic about most supernatural phenomenon. Do ghosts exist? I dunno, definitely had more personal experiences with them than I have had with god. Does magic exist? Maybe, in a way, I don’t know. Getting rid of absolutes and debbie downer behavior has improved my life immensely.