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if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

if your trans advocacy doesn’t include or forgets nonbinary people, it’s meaningless

tumblr should have a little clippy guy, a tumblrweed or something, that pops up and says "hey it looks like you posted this exact joke 15 months ago, are you sure you want to do yhis"

YEAH i wanna post this again tumblrweed, shit is HILARIOUS

YEAH i wanna post this again tumblrweed, shit is HILARIOUS

hahaha tumblrweed

Your mama is so stigmatized that we had to de-Stigmatize your mama! #Nice

spore releasing september 7 2008

I'll be where you least expect me Self-medicating with cheese

Op I think you misspelled most

Where. The activity is expected. The location is a jumpscare surprise.

bri'ish food is nothing special but every time i walk into the local fish n chip place i ask for a medium and they hand me a parcel of vinegar soaked fries so thick i struggle to carry it home with two hands. they look me in the eye and know theyve given me enough potato to feed me for a week. and for what. like 4 quid. you gotta respect the quantity over quality approach of it sometimes.

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