vermillion

My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. U might have the strength and size but I have pure, unfiltered rage.

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]