notice how men feminine enough to be mistaken for women are a staple in much media but women masculine enough that they get mistaken for dudes are rare precious gems. just another one of life's little cruelties

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

women is like a country i would die for

i think a penis can be yonic

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

your mind spider is a special spider only you can see