Steven: you know, they say thereās one person in every friend group that everyone in the group has had a crush on at one pointā¦
Peridot: obviously, in our group, that would be me
Amethyst: no itās Pearl
Garnet: yup, Pearl
Jasper: agreed, itās Pearl
Volleyball: how could it not be Pearl?
Bismuth: normally iād be upset that youāve all been crushing on my girlfriend, but, i mean, cāmonā¦itās clearly Pearl
Lapis: definitely Pearl
Peridot: Lapis! you too?
Lapis: sorry Peri, thereās just something about her
Pearl: this is actually doing wonders for my self esteem

















