Catherine Bolt

tfw you develop a crush on your badass aroace bodyguard (f) and then they become non-binary (get turned into a killer robot) but it kind of just makes them hotter??? but they're still aroace and going through this whole journey of self-discovery so you don't tell them, but then on your deathbed you accidentally say "till death do us part" and they say it back and you realize you didn't need to get married or start a family, you just needed a best friend who would never leave your side, even though they got turned into a killer robot and will probably continue to live centuries after your death missing your stupid sense of humor

Do you ever feel like you were meant to be the Big Bad Evil Guy but somehow, through a series of unfortunate events, you keep rolling nat 1s and now you’re just kind of a nuisance at worst

"Athena keeps telling me people aren't information, so I stopped remembering them" -Hephaestus, probably