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Been thinking about making a fandom specific account where I also throw my fics at for ages, and now here we are.
I follow the Three Laws of Fandom.
Decided to make a fresh tumblr account, mainly fandom specific and to promote my own fics, and also for mad ramblings about ships I like. Possibly an idea dump as well. The possibilities are endless.
Here is a link to my AO3
https://archiveofourown.org/users/CatchTheseHands
If you're here from my AO3, you know more or less what you're getting into. If you're not... I don't bite!
I live by the Three Laws of Fandom. One of them, famously, is Ship and Let Ship. This reflects in my attitude and in my ships. So fair warning: IF I CAN THINK OF IT, I CAN SHIP IT.
Nothing is inherently taboo, anything is fair game. And though I do have my own squicks, there is no ship I would condemn, and I will not condemn the shipper, either.
Also, don't be surprised if in one fic/post I imagine characters in a romantic/sexual relationship, and in another they are family with no romance/sex in sight. I am capable of imagining both dynamics seperately. I contain so many multitudes.
If there is demand for it, you can send an ask, anonymous or otherwise, about my fics or myself. You are always welcome.
What my tags mean:
special features: concept — This is either where I show off the concept to a fic I've written, usually a short text that acts as a vague outline, or it's me giving a longer text of something that may become a fic in the future but is currently haunting my brain.
special features: director's commentary — This is where I talk a bit about a specific fic I've written and published; what I liked about it, what I struggled with, themes, and more. Generally my thoughts.
special features: blooper reel — This is where, if I have posted a fic and there is a version/draft/cut content of it that I think is worth sharing, I share here.
mad ramble — A bit hard to pin down, but mostly it's my reblogs where I keep rambling about what the person I reblogged from said. Also comes close to what the tag 'idea dump' does, sometimes.
*fucking bites* — If I enjoy something immensely, I want to bite it. Sink my teeth into it and not let go and shake it back and forth in my mouth.
idea dump — What it says on the tin. Anything, whether headcanon(s), ideas for scenarios, relationships, dynamics, etc, that have no clear structure or further story in mind.
inspiration manifestation — If I am inspired by a tumblr post (usually of the nsfw variety), I may have written something for it. While it could fit in the concepts tag, I wanted the inspired posts (because I cite the post that inspired me) to be separate.
progress report — If I am working on a new installment for a series, I may show off some of the progress, which I will use this tag for.
answered! — Tag I use for answered asks.
my fic — What it says on the tin. Tag I use to post my fics here. Will usually have the tag director's commentary as well.
catch this fic — A new way I will tag my fics from now on and retroactively.
my art — Also what it says. This will most likely be art of my blobs, cause anatomy is difficult, but blob anatomy is whatever I want it to be!!
catch this art — A new way I will tag my art from now on and retroactively.
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Tommy. Dancing with Dream. Dream is leading. Tommy is covered loosely in barbed wire. A lot of barbed wire ties tightly where their hands connect. Bleeding there. Dream smiles but it looks mad. Tommy smiles but it looks angry.
More barbed wire on the ground, they're dancing over it. One wrong step and they'd both be entangled in it. For now, they could still stop and free themselves. They still have a choice.
I think I forgot to anon my last ask so please if I did ignore it
-🩷🪽
↑ the ask in question.
I will always endeavour to provide!!
Also, your order (ask) about the romantic Benchtrio is being cooked right now. Might take a bit, cause there were kitchen internal arguments about the dish the chef should make with that and extra ingredients have been ordered to accommodate.
And if ALL OF THAT weren't enough, if I didn't have enough to do!! I still have so many things and concepts I started writing that I genuinely, *genuinely* have no idea what to do with.
Like the DreamXD x Tommy fic where I make XD posess Dream and give him an absurdly long tongue to do exactly what you're thinking with.
Or the one where Dream's a dog hybrid and it's set after prison break but Dream has been gone for so long that peace has kind of returned to the server and Tommy finds him lost in his instincts and calms him down and hypnotises him about it!!
OR! OR!!! The dreamity shock collar one!! Five thousand-- almost six thousand words!!! Of Dream having been taken out of the prison by Quackity and having a shock collar attached to his neck that shocks him so hard when he leaves the set parameters or raises his voice above a certain level, but those settings can be changed and that can be done without him knowing. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS!!! It's too long to just let go, not 'finished' enough (not nearly!!!) to be a one shot, but I don't know what more to do with it!!! I know there is more hiding in this, in ALL of these!!! but I don't know how to get it out of them!
*beats them with a stick* Why! Won't! You! Keep! Going!
I am also working on a different fic, a sequel to "A Beta's Responsibilities", because that world keeps scratching at my brain like a cat demanding attention and food. It's 3006 words thus far and has just started scratching at the surface of what I want it to do and be. I'm also trying out something more or less new with it regarding writing style. It's part of a dream sequence so I feel more like it's okay to be experimental here.
As of now, the fic starts with Tommy still in the prison, helping Dream through his rut. It's less horny than in the first installment, but that's on purpose. Tommy is meant to be very in his head. More experimenting for me!! I'm counting this as story focused, even though it's technically character focused and still very smut. It counts if I say it counts. And I do. It counts.
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You know, yes I did want to do more story focused fics, right. I'm brainstorming right now and writing notes for the characters, and as I'm doing that, ad-libbing if you will, I'm discovering so many interesting new things about the environment I'm putting them in that probably won't make it into the finished fic. And I do mean 'discovering', because while this is my world/universe, I have no idea what's in it yet. I'm discovering as I'm writing and I forgot how fun and frustrating that is.
More Tomcat AU, coming up! *dings bell like diner chef*
It started as an accident. Really, it did! Tommy just wanted to practise his hunting skills without the constant crushing frustration of never catching anything, and bothering Dream was just a huge bonus! He would watch Dream brew potions or make golden carrots, and he'd lay low behind him. But, er, not on the floor. For some reason, Tommy decided it would give him the best chance of 'getting' Dream if he's somewhere higher up, like the table or cupboard.
So he lies in wait, ignores the silly tune Dream is humming that he'd usually meow along with obnoxiously ("A little musician!" Dream would exclaim every time without fail and scratch that very nice spot behind Tommy's ears that makes him feel all gooey.), and when he is certain his victim's guard is at its lowest... He strikes. He jumps at Dream, arms out, claws out. Claws out make a scratching noise on the table. Fuck. Dream whirls around (paranoid fuck), just to catch Hope in time before impact with both hands. Dream stares at Hope, wide eyed startled, Hope's eyes are just as big and surprised staring right back. They're staring at each other for some time before Hope's tail starts swishing in that way that tells Dream that Hope is ecstatic about something (plus purring up a storm). As he sets him down, only for Hope to sprint and leap back onto the table, visibly getting ready for another jump aimed at Dream, he realises, "Ah, fun, is it? A new game? How often will you make me do it, hm?" ←Fully content to do it a thousand times in a row at any given time.
He catches Hope every time.
Something in Tommy is incredibly reassured by that fact.
If Tommy had accepted Quackity's help and stayed with him, I think he would have grown to view Quackity as a role model/brother figure similar to how hd viewed Wilbur at the beginning. So he imitates, even if only subconsciously, certain habits.
Like drinking a whole bottle of wine (no more than one) very quickly after a bad or stressful day on a mostly empty stomach and just enjoying the buzz running through his veins and lying in bed the rest of the day with that buzz.
I wonder if Quackity walks in on Tommy copying one of his bad habits, what would he do. Yes, duh, he would feel bad and guilty and blame himself, but he wouldn't address his emotions if it could save him. I think in an attempt to ignore and justify his own habits, he'd coo at Tommy and card his fingers through blond hair and hold his head while it's spinning and smile down at him and put hix head in Quackity's lap.
Maybe kisses. Forehead first and for a while. Quackity is deluding himself that he doesn't want to kiss Tommy on the lips. He wants to, of course, so badly, but it seems wrong.
Until maybe, one time they do this coping mechanism at the same time and Quackity or Tommy misses the door to their own room (they have rooms right next to each other) and walk in on each other. They'd cuddle first, all drunkenly protective of each other. Then one rubs their face against the other's and that triggers a full on buzzed make out session. All sloppy and spit everywhere but their heads are spinning pleasantly and thus feel right, the pressure, the wetness, the warmth, the connection.
Of course it happens more than once. Of course they get worse. But it's not misery spent alone, and that alone is a balm to the soul they would lay the world to waste for.
*trying to flirt* haha i bet ur guts look soooo pretty i bet u have the greatest bones ever. ur beating heart would be so sexy to hold in my hands i would be so gentle with it. why are you running
Someone told Slime that the best way to flirt is genuine specific compliments, but they make the mistake of not giving him normal examples, so be goes and says stuff like that ↑ to Quackity.
The worst part is that he will never unlearn this because Quackity is a freak who is very much into it.
And with Slime being a slime, capable of slipping through Quackity's pores into his body, he could actually hold Quackity's beating heart inside of him. I think Quackity would be so scared and so into it and that's part of what scares him.
I swear, every time I manage to take my meds in time with starting a project, I emerge five hours later, with that project finished, barely any recollection how I got there. Like fucking trance.
Which is fitting considering the project I finished being an animation of Tommy-Blob hypnotising Dream-Blob.
It turned out... Surprisingly smooth. Unexpectedly so.
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Tag 7 der Bowspam-Woche 2026! (hosted by @bowspam)
Heutiges Thema: Triumph (Victory)
The last entry for the Bowspam week! It’s coming full circle because this is technically the spiritual prequel to my first entry for this event, “Fremd Und Doch Vertraut”!
Spiritual prequel because I technically didn’t write either with the intent of being connected, but the more I thought about it, I realised that, yeah no actually this could be the same world and scenario and it would work! If you mentally tweak some details, like the chains Tommy had put on Dream in this one that are absent from the other fic. You could make the assumption that Tommy may be the cause of Dream’s amnesia, maybe via potion or spell, and removed the chains before Dream woke up so he wouldn’t be afraid. (This is my internal explanation for what could have happened.)
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Tag 6 der Bowspam Woche 2026! (hosted by @bowspam)
Heutiges Thema: Lachen (Laughter)
Post Nukes Ending, straight into season 2. Amongst my favourite settings. It gives me a clean slate to work with, or mostly clean. I used this metaphor in my other dsmp season 2 fic, “We’re The Same (Gods, I Hope Not)”, that, while the slate is cleaned, you can still feel the grime/residue of what was written on it before. Of course, there will always be things leftover from the past, no matter how much you try to clean it all away.
In this one, only Dream remembers the past, and Tommy has no memories of the previous world or what happened between them. Dream has his own internal struggles with that, but he’s mostly enjoying it and kind of using it. Honestly, he’s just making the most of it, and if this version of Tommy can fall in love with him, who is he to deny himself that? Tommy doesn’t remember anyway, so where’s the harm in indulging his own fantasies?
I really enjoyed writing their dialogue in this. I think you can really tell I’ve been listening to The Kangaroo Chronicles by Marc-Uwe Kling recently, it’s been bleeding into my dialogues. Same thing happened in my other fic, “Glück Im Unglück”, which I forgot to mention in my tumblr post about it. Maybe I should tag the Kangaroo Chronicles in that fic as inspiration or something. Tommy’s monologue about rules and that they’re made up so he can make up his own rules, is basically ripped straight out of the Kangaroo Chronicles, if a bit different because I did adjust it to fit in the context of the fic. And it was written from memory. No straight up plagiarism here, folks! Only loving homage!
(The Kangaroo Chronicles are really good, by the way. Fully recommend. Really funny.)
Tommy never learned how to cook. Whenever he's in the kitchen, if there is a fire alarm, he will make it go off, no matter what, because he never learnt that you don't have to turn the stove to the maximum for everything. The reason he does that in the first place is because the first recipes he was ever taught or watched someone else cook required the stove to be on max.
Everyone who can cook even slightly (even Dream, who you *know* doesn't bother with cooking anything other than steak and making golden carrots because this bitch traumatized) is utterly appalled at this.
It's so ingrained that he really has to be taught every single recipe by someone else, because he will default to old habits no matter what if not supervised or taught that a recipe needs to be done a specific way. Some think he's stupid, others accuse him of pretending to be dumb so he won't have to do it. (Not the case, he would set off the fire alarm when he cooks for himself too, that's why he removed the thing ages ago.)
He doesn't have this problem while baking, mind. Because he was taught from the beginning that everything needs its own specific temperature or it won't turn out right or at all.
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Heutiges Thema: Depression
I think this was the first one I wrote for this event. If all else fails me, Logstedshire and Exile will catch me, I think. Tommy’s feelings about Exile, himself and about Dream during exile are always exquisite to expllore and make sense of.
There is one moment in here inspired by a moment, or rather a certain use of punctuation, in german literature. I borrowed it to make it more poignant and I hope it comes across right? (If you’re wondering, I borrowed the Gedankenstrich in the way it was used in The Marquise of O, by Heinrich von Kleist. Never would I have thought I’d use what I learned in german class for a fanfic. How strange.)
And because apparently I was inspired and motivated, have some more of the dsmp pmd au! This time Tubbo and Ranboo!!!
So basically Ranboo lives with and gets mentored by Techno. At some point Tubbo comes along and they get on like a house on fire and develop a deep friendship. Tubbo only finds out later that Ranboo is being mentored by Techno, who caused Tubbo's scarring and blind eye in a battle that Tubbo wasn't even meant to fight, but his own mentor Schlatt, instead, who made Tubbo battle as a sort of loyalty test. Things are more than awkward for a while but eventually things settle.
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So, remember that dsmp pmd au? I have more for it. This is just after Dream brings Tommy to his den and patches him up. He's tucking Tommy into bed/nest and is just so happy to have someone in his home!! Not alone for once!! (Just before he does the alterations to his costume to make it look more like Pichu)
Tommy is just really tired. Travelling dimensions and being turned into a Pokémon tends to do that to you.
Second Chance. Techno was a soldier who climbed the ranks until he was made a knight and eventually Crown Prince Phil's personal guard. He's down bad for Phil, no less because when he was but a soldier, he and Phil fought side by side and saved each others' lives on numerous occasions and got close during down time.
Phil is mourning the death of his wife, however, so Techno takes his time planning to court Phil (he does not care about status). (Wilbur and Tommy, both very young kids, see immediately how besotted Phil and Techno are with each other.)
But the King, Phil's father, is a paranoid man and sees enemies everywhere. He accuses Techno of treason and conspiring against the crown and has him executed, forcing Phil (and the kids) to watch.
But it turns out Phil's late wife is the actual Goddess of Death. She was pulled away from the mortal realm by force and is being kept against her will in the realm of the dead by the other gods. (Chains all around her.) Because the goddess of death "isn't meant to create life or be loved".
But she has been watching Phil, the kids, and Techno, and she saw how happy Techno made Phil and how good he was with the kids. She decides that, actually, she's not going to keep Techno's Soul and instead send it back in time to a few years before his death so he can have another chance. Oh, and she just casually makes him unkillable for the time being.
Techno takes this second chance by the damn throat and throws himself headfirst into it, determined to do it right this time.
He's returned to the day before he receives the news of his promotion to Phil's personal guard.
(He meets Tommy in the hall who is so much younger again. Whose eyes shimmer knowingly for a split second before it's gone and Techno will forever wonder if Tommy knows Techno is meant to be dead. He's also a bit off kilter with the realisation that Wilbur and Tommy have godly blood in them.)
In trying to avoid the earlier outcome of being executed (not fun, he still has nightmares of the noose), he makes many decisions different from the first time, one of which is being a lot more sociable than before. He becomes privacy and witness to so much courtly drama. He also makes friends.
Wilbur and Tommy see how besotted Phil and Techno are with each other, and after getting over some complicated feelings about it, they do their very best to get them together through all kinds of shenanigans.
As Techno progresses, he eventually uncovers an actual conspiracy. Seems the King's paranoia wasn't baseless, they were really out to get him. He lets the King know, who feels himself incredibly validated in his paranoia and orders the execution of the conspirators. And Techno's.
(Surprised Pikachu Face)
But the night before Techno's execution, the King dies. Seemingly, all natural causes. He just fell asleep and didn't wake up. This makes Phil king, who frees Techno and it's all very emotional and they confess their love for each other.
One night, when Techno tucks Tommy into bed, the kid tells him he's glad he isn't dead.
"Same, kid."
"I didn't want him to kill you."
"Yeah, your grandpa was... Very paranoid. Really just wanted to keep you kids safe." ←this is true and something the former king confided Techno in. Doesn't mean Techno appreciates the dread of waiting for his execution again. He's really just being nice about it cause Tommy doesn't need him bashing his dead grandpa.
"I know. That's what he said to me, too."
"Hm? What do you mean?"
"I didn't want him to kill you. I asked him not to, but he wouldn't listen. He held my hand when he said it and I really didn't want him to kill you. So I made him so he couldn't."
Techno blinks. For a split second, Tommy's eyes are far too knowing, like that first time their eyes met in the hall after Techno came back from death. It sends shivers down his spine.
"What do you mean, kid? What did you do?"
Tommy looks all upset. "I wanted him to die. He held my hand and then he was gone."
Techno has a choice what to believe now. 1: Tommy was simply present for whatever natural condition killed his grandfather and watched him die, believing that him wanting that was the cause. Already bad enough for the kid.
Or 2: Tommy, death god blood in his veins, willed his grandfather's death and was actually the cause.
He recalls the knowing shimmer and promptly decides it doesn't matter either way. He takes Tommy's hand and smiles at him. And that's enough.
