Catamist

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

I mean complete offense to myself. What the fuck am I doing indeed.

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

Stephen Hawking‘s life proves what we should all know to be true: that intelligence without compassion is meaningless, and that every person who is truly intelligent knows caring deeply for others is the smartest choice a person can make

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

I can’t believe Spongebob locked Squidward in the freezer so he wouldn’t have any competition for the manager’s position at the Krusty Krab 2.