Dude, what?

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

That "I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum" whimper that makes you pin her down and fuck her harder

can I have one (1) dopamine Please

do u have a crush on me yet or do i need to reblog some more stuff with you in mind

you’re so pretty come sit and grind on my bulge while I keep reminding you

Forehead to forehead missionary so I can talk her through every minute of it

in the mood to eat a girl’s pussy all slow and messy while she lies there looking beautiful

dry humping and making out before our ranked games for good luck

Hey, what horror movie should we ignore while we make each other cum?

I can’t stop thinking about you now I’m throbbing

she’s such an angel i’m gonna use her halo to choke her while i fuck her from the back

Perhaps you'd feel better if you let me cum inside you repeatedly

sure I’ve said this before but I need to make out and dry hump while listening to chevelle