friend of bugs

what the fuck. you've just made a guy.

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

I love carbs I love pasta and bread and potatoes what would like Be without carbs

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot