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Mission Impossible: Raccoon

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Hey y’all. What should to help if my friend has an anxiety attack? This has happened a few times where I didn’t know what to do so I thought maybe I could get some insight from you lovely people. Thanks!
I’M CRYING LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS
I don’t usually reblog Destiel but I can’t even rn so yeeeeeee.
My friend and I were talking about Call Me By Your Name and this happened
If I had a hotel...
I’d make a 13th floor. The best rooms would be on that floor. But the best room in the whole place would be room 13 or 666. It’d be a large apartment. 3 bedrooms, open concept full kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and a hot tub. Free room service. Some high tech stuff because why not. Speaker system to plug a phone in. It’d look futuristic. Best part is: it’s dirt cheap given what it is. $100 a night, and just to add on to the troll I’d put a devils trap beneath an easily removable carpet.

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I'm watching the news and they keep saying Mitch McConnell is going to "Come out and say something" and I keep thinking of an old turtle character coming out as gay and I really want that drawn. @jackdrawsgames and your friends please draw this with your talented minds!
Wouldn't be Thanksgiving without a New York team playing a team that has a derogatory term for Native Americans as a name, right?
You know your day is shit when the highlight was putting a condom on a foam dick
reblog this if you actually like following me.
I started following this girl and her whole dash ended up these. And her last post. I can’t even say words. Anons took her life. If that okay with you, then carry on with your day. If you agree this is unacceptable and okay, then reblog and spread the word. What you say can actually change a persons life! So help out
I don’t care if this makes your dash look ‘ugly’, no matter what type of blog you have you should reblog it.
If you can’t reblog this, I pity you as a human being.
This is sickening. This is why I fuckin hate most anons. Most are just pure assholes. Bullies. But I realized something. They only hate on others cause their life is miserable. So they make others miserable to try and be happy. They need something to vent their pain on
No…..I will always Reblog this….This just isn’t right
if you don’t reblog shame on you..
So honestly think twice, and even actually think way moooooore than twice before sending anon hate and ending up being a cyber murderer…
I hope…
@brokenspeed is okay…

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Old-timey cartoon and barbershop quartet style dress inspired me to do this for Septic Art @therealjacksepticeye (If you see this I just want you to know that I'm also a lover of vinyl, and I’m starting a Beatles vinyl collection. And of course that you are amazing and I love your videos)
I love my parents ,I really do, but they have this thing where they want everything homemade/DIY. It's gotten to the point where we recycle every plastic container that we come across. I remember specifically when my mom was having phone troubles and my dad looked at her and said "we could build our own phone." I'm sorry but your 15+ years of typing in code and fixing the drain doesn't mean you can build a phone.
Me: *fan girls about the Beatles* I mean I spent the last half hour searching up Beatles cameos Step mom: Hey, you know it's better than tentacle porn
Mom and Tea
They say that 80% of the reservoir is used to water farmland. I say it's used tea pots my mom made as then forgot about. She one time asked me to make a pot of tea even she made one a minute before. There was also a time where she made an entire pot and left it out for days. Only to discover it when guest were over. She just heated up the tea and served. To this day those guests don't know. And when she leaves water out, she dumps it. I swear one day I'm gonna get a call from the government revoking our tea privileges.
Reblog if a YouTuber has ever made you feel better after a shit day
I’m trying to prove a point to most adults that don’t understand the impact they can make in young people’s lifes.

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Grew up rich syndrome
It started as any other meal prep. We would all get the ingredients as a family. We would all start on our own things. Tonight was Chili Verde. Moms famous. Mom made chili. Dad made rice. Kid is hungry. Hasn't eaten since just 4 hours ago. Chili is made! Joy to the world! Rice is made! Joy to the universe! The rice was mushy, but still could be called rice. It looked exactly like rice, but a little more squishy. Mom looks at dad. Dad looks at kid, as though to say goodbye. Mom turns to family and says "The rice is a little mushy we need to make a new pot. Just throw out the rest and start again." "We don't have any more." "Well then get some more. *throws out rice*." And just like that in the distance could be heard cries of pain coming from the hipsters at Whole Foods. That girl that tried to get you to sign up for the soup kitchen's soul is crushed. Assholes who throw out entire sandwiches get their wings.
Everything is all fun and games until someone says the Hotel California is their favorite Beatles song.