Catainy Magenta

I’d make a 13th floor. The best rooms would be on that floor. But the best room in the whole place would be room 13 or 666. It’d be a large apartment. 3 bedrooms, open concept full kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and a hot tub. Free room service. Some high tech stuff because why not. Speaker system to plug a phone in. It’d look futuristic. Best part is: it’s dirt cheap given what it is. $100 a night, and just to add on to the troll I’d put a devils trap beneath an easily removable carpet.

Old-timey cartoon and barbershop quartet style dress inspired me to do this for Septic Art @therealjacksepticeye (If you see this I just want you to know that I'm also a lover of vinyl, and I’m starting a Beatles vinyl collection. And of course that you are amazing and I love your videos)

They say that 80% of the reservoir is used to water farmland. I say it's used tea pots my mom made as then forgot about. She one time asked me to make a pot of tea even she made one a minute before. There was also a time where she made an entire pot and left it out for days. Only to discover it when guest were over. She just heated up the tea and served. To this day those guests don't know. And when she leaves water out, she dumps it. I swear one day I'm gonna get a call from the government revoking our tea privileges.

It started as any other meal prep. We would all get the ingredients as a family. We would all start on our own things. Tonight was Chili Verde. Moms famous. Mom made chili. Dad made rice. Kid is hungry. Hasn't eaten since just 4 hours ago. Chili is made! Joy to the world! Rice is made! Joy to the universe! The rice was mushy, but still could be called rice. It looked exactly like rice, but a little more squishy. Mom looks at dad. Dad looks at kid, as though to say goodbye. Mom turns to family and says "The rice is a little mushy we need to make a new pot. Just throw out the rest and start again." "We don't have any more." "Well then get some more. *throws out rice*." And just like that in the distance could be heard cries of pain coming from the hipsters at Whole Foods. That girl that tried to get you to sign up for the soup kitchen's soul is crushed. Assholes who throw out entire sandwiches get their wings.