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Maom mrow mro mre meow mreow (Im more of a fish eater)

the-rats-offical

squeak? (you are?)

*audibly sighs in relief*

squeak squeak squeak! squeak squeak squeeek(very good! fish is quite good)

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this-is-transandrophobia

Do you remember that post where a trans woman was joking about a bomb that kills all transmascs like its a good thing? Some people really dont get that, if you say something offensive as a joke, you still said something offensive.

This is transandrophobia

@the-rats-offical

Maom mrow mro mre meow mreow (Im more of a fish eater)

cathartidae

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

cathartidae

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

Oh yeah forgot about this sooo 2/3 of the offical verse was up grabs so

*ahem*

I here by take all unruled fraction for myself

…..

You can just do that.

YES I CAN I RULE THE OFFICAL VERSE

nuh uh

YEAH HUH

We physically are covering over 7,000,000 planets at once.

You are nothing.

I’m a cartoon character you don’t have anything on me

we need a fucking smoke wstg

NOPE GET BOMBED

It has occurred to us that many do not realise that we are inflammable gas.

WELL IT HASNT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT I AM IMMORTAL

this is the officalverse, it isn't exactly uncommon.

But like I am extra cartoony like no one can even bleed if I am near them,I can break the 4th wall ,and have hammer space

good to know

unfortunately,

*drops an anvil on them.*

*pegz pulls out a remote and presses pause*

*the anvil stops*

That was rude sooooo

*PegZ pulls out Comically large vacuum*

*it starts to suck up your leg*

ah damn. there goes a leg. eh, we have more.

time to play by your rules.

*They pick up a pie and throw it at Pegz.*

* he barely dodged it*

*he sniffs some pepper and sneezes away a second leg*

HA LOSER

you say, you operate by toon force but you don't.

anvils, they always work on cartoon characters, so do pies.

I WORK THE WAY I WORK

okay, then so do we. this is a horror setting now.

you can try but I know a guy who can work there pretty well

apologies for the deception, Pegz.

*The Shape of the mind flayer shifts before seemingly disappearing into a stormcloud.*

Well guess that’s that

Does that mean you own 2/3ds of the officialverce now?

Yep

MRO MROW MEO MAO! *Steals your leg and runs off* (YOU DON'T OWN ME! *Steals your leg and runs off*)

….

WHAT LEGS DUMB*beep*

MROW MAO MREOW! MEOW MRORE! (FOOT I GUESS! SAME THING!)

*as you approach you notice a lot of bombs with a fuse lit*

*Runs comically fast and steals your foot and leaves before they go off*

I GET A NEW TOMORROW IT DONT MATTER MORON

*Bonks you with a metal pipe

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Oh yeah forgot about this sooo 2/3 of the offical verse was up grabs so

*ahem*

I here by take all unruled fraction for myself

…..

You can just do that.

YES I CAN I RULE THE OFFICAL VERSE

nuh uh

YEAH HUH

We physically are covering over 7,000,000 planets at once.

You are nothing.

I’m a cartoon character you don’t have anything on me

we need a fucking smoke wstg

NOPE GET BOMBED

It has occurred to us that many do not realise that we are inflammable gas.

WELL IT HASNT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT I AM IMMORTAL

this is the officalverse, it isn't exactly uncommon.

But like I am extra cartoony like no one can even bleed if I am near them,I can break the 4th wall ,and have hammer space

good to know

unfortunately,

*drops an anvil on them.*

*pegz pulls out a remote and presses pause*

*the anvil stops*

That was rude sooooo

*PegZ pulls out Comically large vacuum*

*it starts to suck up your leg*

ah damn. there goes a leg. eh, we have more.

time to play by your rules.

*They pick up a pie and throw it at Pegz.*

* he barely dodged it*

*he sniffs some pepper and sneezes away a second leg*

HA LOSER

you say, you operate by toon force but you don't.

anvils, they always work on cartoon characters, so do pies.

I WORK THE WAY I WORK

okay, then so do we. this is a horror setting now.

you can try but I know a guy who can work there pretty well

apologies for the deception, Pegz.

*The Shape of the mind flayer shifts before seemingly disappearing into a stormcloud.*

Well guess that’s that

Does that mean you own 2/3ds of the officialverce now?

Yep

MRO MROW MEO MAO! *Steals your leg and runs off* (YOU DON'T OWN ME! *Steals your leg and runs off*)

….

WHAT LEGS DUMB*beep*

MROW MAO MREOW! MEOW MRORE! (FOOT I GUESS! SAME THING!)

*as you approach you notice a lot of bombs with a fuse lit*

*Runs comically fast and steals your foot and leaves before they go off*

Oh yeah forgot about this sooo 2/3 of the offical verse was up grabs so

*ahem*

I here by take all unruled fraction for myself

…..

You can just do that.

YES I CAN I RULE THE OFFICAL VERSE

nuh uh

YEAH HUH

We physically are covering over 7,000,000 planets at once.

You are nothing.

I’m a cartoon character you don’t have anything on me

we need a fucking smoke wstg

NOPE GET BOMBED

It has occurred to us that many do not realise that we are inflammable gas.

WELL IT HASNT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT I AM IMMORTAL

this is the officalverse, it isn't exactly uncommon.

But like I am extra cartoony like no one can even bleed if I am near them,I can break the 4th wall ,and have hammer space

good to know

unfortunately,

*drops an anvil on them.*

*pegz pulls out a remote and presses pause*

*the anvil stops*

That was rude sooooo

*PegZ pulls out Comically large vacuum*

*it starts to suck up your leg*

ah damn. there goes a leg. eh, we have more.

time to play by your rules.

*They pick up a pie and throw it at Pegz.*

* he barely dodged it*

*he sniffs some pepper and sneezes away a second leg*

HA LOSER

you say, you operate by toon force but you don't.

anvils, they always work on cartoon characters, so do pies.

I WORK THE WAY I WORK

okay, then so do we. this is a horror setting now.

you can try but I know a guy who can work there pretty well

apologies for the deception, Pegz.

*The Shape of the mind flayer shifts before seemingly disappearing into a stormcloud.*

Well guess that’s that

Does that mean you own 2/3ds of the officialverce now?

Yep

MRO MROW MEO MAO! *Steals your leg and runs off* (YOU DON'T OWN ME! *Steals your leg and runs off*)

….

WHAT LEGS DUMB*beep*

MROW MAO MREOW! MEOW MRORE! (FOOT I GUESS! SAME THING!)

Oh yeah forgot about this sooo 2/3 of the offical verse was up grabs so

*ahem*

I here by take all unruled fraction for myself

…..

You can just do that.

YES I CAN I RULE THE OFFICAL VERSE

nuh uh

YEAH HUH

We physically are covering over 7,000,000 planets at once.

You are nothing.

I’m a cartoon character you don’t have anything on me

we need a fucking smoke wstg

NOPE GET BOMBED

It has occurred to us that many do not realise that we are inflammable gas.

WELL IT HASNT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT I AM IMMORTAL

this is the officalverse, it isn't exactly uncommon.

But like I am extra cartoony like no one can even bleed if I am near them,I can break the 4th wall ,and have hammer space

good to know

unfortunately,

*drops an anvil on them.*

*pegz pulls out a remote and presses pause*

*the anvil stops*

That was rude sooooo

*PegZ pulls out Comically large vacuum*

*it starts to suck up your leg*

ah damn. there goes a leg. eh, we have more.

time to play by your rules.

*They pick up a pie and throw it at Pegz.*

* he barely dodged it*

*he sniffs some pepper and sneezes away a second leg*

HA LOSER

you say, you operate by toon force but you don't.

anvils, they always work on cartoon characters, so do pies.

I WORK THE WAY I WORK

okay, then so do we. this is a horror setting now.

you can try but I know a guy who can work there pretty well

apologies for the deception, Pegz.

*The Shape of the mind flayer shifts before seemingly disappearing into a stormcloud.*

Well guess that’s that

Does that mean you own 2/3ds of the officialverce now?

Yep

#cat #cat-offical #the cat speaks

MRO MROW MEO MAO! *Steals your leg and runs off* (YOU DON'T OWN ME! *Steals your leg and runs off*)

dankmemeuniversity

willisiam-woodiam

reblog if you or your moots live in fucking narnia or some shit

beautyqueenxwisegirl

yup 😭

herobrine-offical

Tradgicly

definitely-ao3-offical

I'm the moot that lives in Narnia 😔😔😔😔

whymustwebehere

im walking distance from @shinydrawz

definitely-ao3-offical

Lucky bastard, I'm not even in the same country as my moots 😔😔😔

🍞🪿🪿🪿

oh look! some geese found bread on your Tumblr fyp. would you like to add bread or a goose?

that-0ne-loser

🐦‍⬛ not a goose but this little crow is happy to be here, he wants no bread but he will do a lil flip if u want :3

he's been added to the army!

🍞🪿🪿🪿🐦‍⬛

alodiesdiary

🐤 babi

more members!

🍞🪿🪿🪿🐦‍⬛🐤

bl0ated-corpse

so many birbs, we need more bread!!🍞 but bread can be bad for birbs, so here’s some frozen peas 🫛 🫛

🫛🫛🍞🪿🪿🪿🐦‍⬛🐤

peas added

french-fryyyy

🪿🪿more geese for the parade!

🫛🫛🍞🪿🪿🪿🐦‍⬛🐤🪿🪿

mid-maryland

🦆have a duck!

🫛🫛🍞🪿🪿🪿🐦‍⬛🐤🪿🪿🦆

galladegamer

🦒

they were curious

🫛🫛🍞🪿🪿🪿🐦‍⬛🐤🪿🪿🦆🦒

deer-in-charge

Mind if I join in? 🦌

offical-wikipedia

🫛🫛🍞🪿🪿🪿🐦‍⬛🐤🪿🪿🦆🦒🦌

Longer parade!

🐈

Mao mrow meow mro mreow! Mao Mreowro mro mro mri mre meows. (I would like to join! I promise not to eat the birds)

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grapefruit-offical

Do you guys think catnip can work on me ?

mrmagicpo

@dnd-offical

mrmagicpo

wait catnip not cantrip fuck

@cat-offical

the-one-and-only-piper-offical

o.,.o

ryan-reynolds-offical

Ryan Reynolds.

homosexuality-offical

homosexuality.

ur-least-fav-gal-offical

Ur least fav gal.

The one and only Piper.

definitely-ao3-offical

definitely not ao3

dr-pepper-offical

Dr. Pepper

skyan-official

skyan

evilpineapple-offical

Evil Pineapple

femboy-offical

Femboy

lucifer-the-gay-offical

Lucifer the gay

Satan

thing

Ddraig

Mao (Cat)

Is a data center being built where you live? Let me know in the comments.

shamebats

Cats getting caught doing crimes

flipocrite

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

I know what I am doing is wrong

I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong

If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

gingerhastoomanyobsessions

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

luna1star10

@cat-offical

(Turns you into pin)

#cat #cat pin

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Hello, officalverse ? Uhh I'm Blitz ^_^,

I'm a cat person and also a bard.,, uhm,, hi.

They/He

No dni, I block freely

Bodily minor, so keep that nsfw stuff away from meeee

Mod stuff: this is @i-am-a-fox as mod (AGAIN) and also, this is their dnd character!! This guy has gotten a whole mind of his own and is truly growing as a character and it feels right to give him his own little world. :D

Tags: @james-offical @officalverse-fandom-offical @sprite-offical @dr-doofenshmirtz-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @cat-offical @the-king-offical @tagging-officals-offical

Mrow mreow mao mreowow! (Hello fellow cat offical!)

meo mrowr! mreow mao!!! (yes hello! fellow cat!!)

*Nuzzles you*

*pets you nervously* mrowr!! Mo mrowr! (Hello!! Hi hello!)

*Purrs*

*purrs back*

oppossum-offical

this feels increadibly like the plot of fanfics dude

woahh are me and Cat yaoi/yuri/yaoiuri? /j

oppossum-offical

yes

@cat-offical meowrewyny mi mow meowiwiowmer?? (Apparently we are being shipped??)

Maom mra mreow mro mro mreows (Im a minor so no thanks)

Hello, officalverse ? Uhh I'm Blitz ^_^,

I'm a cat person and also a bard.,, uhm,, hi.

They/He

No dni, I block freely

Bodily minor, so keep that nsfw stuff away from meeee

Tags: @james-offical @officalverse-fandom-offical @sprite-offical @dr-doofenshmirtz-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @cat-offical @the-king-offical @tagging-officals-offical

Mrow mreow mao mreowow! (Hello fellow cat offical!)

meo mrowr! mreow mao!!! (yes hello! fellow cat!!)

*Nuzzles you*

*pets you nervously* mrowr!! Mo mrowr! (Hello!! Hi hello!)