Fats-levania

The countess once came back with skeletal hands her servants asked what happened apparently of the Nintendo meeting Bowser wouldn't shut up about peach so she drowned him in lava fortunately for both of them it will grow back

Yeah all vampires are basically sex pests

So how is the countess of all vampires handling the.. passing of their husband

Well shoving big things and vampires faces does confuse their predator vision

Well there are many Legends of legendary vampiric vampire hunters

Big celebrations like whenever you get your massive vampiric ass out of bed that happens like once a century now

If a Belmont get turned into a vampire do you have to like do honorables seppaku or do you just keep going until you get taken out

Camilla are there undead vampire horses or was that just a bit

Give sypha the most magical device of the current age minus about 50 years a Walkman with hits of the seventies

So young Belmont did you know you get your cough cough figure from your multiple great-grandmother