Mr. and Mrs. Castle

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

the worst part about studying languages is knowing that you will never be nearly as good at it as a literal baby

The only reason babies are better at language learning is because it’s their full time job and they don’t get embarrassed

If you, a teenaged or adult human, wasn’t embarrassed and could study language full time you would learn way faster than a baby.

In my defense, babies receive more positive reinforcement than I do as well. Babies will say ha ba bah dah ba hah and all the adults around them will be like 🤯 really? Wow 😱 that is so interesting 😁 great job! 🤗 and then what happened? 🤔

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

Turns out that when you humiliate stupid people instead of making martyrs out of them, they lose interest in doing stupid shit pretty fast.

i would die for grinch.

Kalin Elisabeth, is her name