but we stay silly

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

This government sucks so bad, I’m going to [remembers the Sundered Houses are trying to seize greater control and censor the people] put on the best play this world has ever seen

My favorite part of the Percy & Ripley dynamic is the way Anna will be like "oh come on Percy why don't you want to be my lab partner" and then Percy is like "because you personally killed my father and tortured me and my baby sister until our hair turned white and shot my baby sister down with arrows sentencing her to gothic nightmare hell??? you crazy bitch???" and then Anna is just like "oh my god are you STILL not over that come on man. it's really petty of you to be hung up on that. that wasn't personal it was just like, for work."

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(