- twist mate! I’m TWISTING bro!

- I think it’s an acoustic set Acoustic set? It sOuNDs a BiT LoUD fOR aN AcOUsTiC sEt CaLUm

- Glass? Gloss? I don’t know who I am

- YeR nEVeR gOnnA mAKe iT

- ALRIGHT LOS ANGELES

- You know where it is? At your mom’s house

- Valentine, imma tell you a lil something about valentine. Um, V-A-L-N-T-Y-N-E, valentine

- hi im Calum Hood from 5sos and I play BASS

- ITS A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY

- Michael you are YELLING

- But is it balsamic?

- iT aLL MAkEs sEnSe iN ThE EDIT!

- Roberto

- cuz we could feeEeeEl somethings broken MA HEART

- oh mah gawd PuBerTy

- I’m Bonzi I’m Fonzi And we’re the Bonzi Fonzi brothers

- Ashton, ma best bud, gonna be friends forever

- you fake betch

- does it sOuNd good? YEAAH does it feEeL good? YEEAAAH

- the sensation, the bodacious, the Caaaaluuuumm Hooooooood

- gafferrr? I’ve never heard gaffer before

- I don’t CARE about the sugar content!

- let’s play titanic, you be iceberg and I’ll go down

- cuddle? no cuddle? no

- we love white shirts with leather jackets, right?