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Oh. Ohhhh. Wouldn’t you know it, I’m actually really good at that game.

Mmm, go on.

He’s been hiding here for years.

Oh, are you applying for the job? Competition’s pretty fierce between you and the dust bunny over there.

So I’m guessing the noisemakers and ass-kicking boots are out, then?

Not usually. Quarantine’s different because there’s nowhere to go.

My dad might know where other stuff is. He keeps tabs on his man.

You look like a punk which to Barry is the highest compliment.

I feel you there. We’d probably be trashing some hotel room somewhere. We hate bars and clubs, but my friends do get rowdy, so I usually restrict them to wherever we are staying for the night.

Edgy. You love to see it.

I couldn’t agree more. So, what is it you’d normally be doing tonight if we weren’t all terrified of catching the plague?

This is definitely good praxis during a pandemic.

Me. I made a deal with the devil at a crossroads. But sh, my Catholic mother wouldn’t approve. She thinks I’m just naturally gifted, silly woman.

Hope so. Pinky swear.