Cass Lordeman

could you… um…. ask your wife to stop sleeping with my dad, please?

If my wife listened to me, many things would be different in our world. Unfortunately, I know nothing of what she is doing now and do not particularly wish to.

I do not ignore what she does. I am simply not informed of any . . . romantic drama that may be occurring in the Neverseen. Apparently, my wife has always been able to hide things from me.

well you did … something, right? She didn’t bother dad for like. a while; maybe 13 years? until more recently… she’s always here now though . what do you mean by hiding? …..you’ve been here, I’m pretty sure..

I have no knowledge of what you’re talking about. My wife has been doing things behind my back our whole marriage, but she lived with me until very recently.

could you… um…. ask your wife to stop sleeping with my dad, please?

If my wife listened to me, many things would be different in our world. Unfortunately, I know nothing of what she is doing now and do not particularly wish to.

I do not ignore what she does. I am simply not informed of any . . . romantic drama that may be occurring in the Neverseen. Apparently, my wife has always been able to hide things from me.

could you… um…. ask your wife to stop sleeping with my dad, please?

If my wife listened to me, many things would be different in our world. Unfortunately, I know nothing of what she is doing now and do not particularly wish to.

okay no this time it actually isn't me

Hard to believe. It sounds mild compared to the rest of the stories I’ve been told by your Mentors.

I would never lie about something like this. And have you considered that Oralie sent me to ask you this as she herself is too busy? And I do not need details, however the assignment was referred to use is plenty information.

If she asked you for help on it, you would already know what it was. Obviously. Maybe I should inform her that you’re snooping around trying to spy on us.

Stars you are dense. I am helping with scheduling. I need to know the REFERRAL NAME of the assignment so that I can write it down in a little box and call it a day! Is that actually so hard?

You may refer to it as “Lord Cassius’s project #42.”

????? What does my son have to do with this?

Your son? I wouldn’t know, I never mentioned him.

You did! You sent him my response, I can see it! I may be new to this technology, but I’m not blind.

I never know where my son it. That’s not special.

Have the day you deserve as well.

I would never lie about something like this. And have you considered that Oralie sent me to ask you this as she herself is too busy? And I do not need details, however the assignment was referred to use is plenty information.

If she asked you for help on it, you would already know what it was. Obviously. Maybe I should inform her that you’re snooping around trying to spy on us.

Stars you are dense. I am helping with scheduling. I need to know the REFERRAL NAME of the assignment so that I can write it down in a little box and call it a day! Is that actually so hard?

You may refer to it as “Lord Cassius’s project #42.”

????? What does my son have to do with this?

Your son? I wouldn’t know, I never mentioned him.

You did! You sent him my response, I can see it! I may be new to this technology, but I’m not blind.

I never know where my son it. That’s not special.

I would never lie about something like this. And have you considered that Oralie sent me to ask you this as she herself is too busy? And I do not need details, however the assignment was referred to use is plenty information.

If she asked you for help on it, you would already know what it was. Obviously. Maybe I should inform her that you’re snooping around trying to spy on us.

Stars you are dense. I am helping with scheduling. I need to know the REFERRAL NAME of the assignment so that I can write it down in a little box and call it a day! Is that actually so hard?

You may refer to it as “Lord Cassius’s project #42.”

????? What does my son have to do with this?

Your son? I wouldn’t know, I never mentioned him.

You did! You sent him my response, I can see it! I may be new to this technology, but I’m not blind.

I would never lie about something like this. And have you considered that Oralie sent me to ask you this as she herself is too busy? And I do not need details, however the assignment was referred to use is plenty information.

If she asked you for help on it, you would already know what it was. Obviously. Maybe I should inform her that you’re snooping around trying to spy on us.

Stars you are dense. I am helping with scheduling. I need to know the REFERRAL NAME of the assignment so that I can write it down in a little box and call it a day! Is that actually so hard?

You may refer to it as “Lord Cassius’s project #42.”

????? What does my son have to do with this?

I would never lie about something like this. And have you considered that Oralie sent me to ask you this as she herself is too busy? And I do not need details, however the assignment was referred to use is plenty information.

If she asked you for help on it, you would already know what it was. Obviously. Maybe I should inform her that you’re snooping around trying to spy on us.

Stars you are dense. I am helping with scheduling. I need to know the REFERRAL NAME of the assignment so that I can write it down in a little box and call it a day! Is that actually so hard?

You may refer to it as “Lord Cassius’s project #42.”

I would never lie about something like this. And have you considered that Oralie sent me to ask you this as she herself is too busy? And I do not need details, however the assignment was referred to use is plenty information.

If she asked you for help on it, you would already know what it was. Obviously. Maybe I should inform her that you’re snooping around trying to spy on us.

answer the question

I don’t have to do anything you tell me to.

😒🙄 fine ill just say it the answer is an itheberg

All the education I provided you and the examples I set, and still, my son is an idiot. Impressive.

do you get it

I’m not even going to dignify that with a response.

replace the th with an s sound

Yes, I get the joke. It’s just not funny, so I didn’t laugh. You’re wasting your time.

ohhh you totally laughed you totally cracked a little grin

I can assure you, I did not.

answer the question

I don’t have to do anything you tell me to.

😒🙄 fine ill just say it the answer is an itheberg

All the education I provided you and the examples I set, and still, my son is an idiot. Impressive.

do you get it

I’m not even going to dignify that with a response.

replace the th with an s sound

Yes, I get the joke. It’s just not funny, so I didn’t laugh. You’re wasting your time.

i need.....to borrow......your pathfinder?

And what sort of horribly illegal thing would you be hoping to do with that?

its not ILLEGAL its just a little bit frowned upon... please ill do like maybe anything

Oh? Anything? Like…giving me all your parking supplies and promising not to acquire any more?

rephrase youve lost me

i'll agree to the misspelled version :)

Then no pathfinder *shrug*

hgggghfhghghghghgghhhhggggghh please

I’m not enabling you. Tell me what it’s for, and maybe i’ll consider taking you there.

answer the question

I don’t have to do anything you tell me to.

😒🙄 fine ill just say it the answer is an itheberg

All the education I provided you and the examples I set, and still, my son is an idiot. Impressive.

do you get it

I’m not even going to dignify that with a response.

i need.....to borrow......your pathfinder?

And what sort of horribly illegal thing would you be hoping to do with that?

its not ILLEGAL its just a little bit frowned upon... please ill do like maybe anything

Oh? Anything? Like…giving me all your parking supplies and promising not to acquire any more?

rephrase youve lost me

i'll agree to the misspelled version :)

Then no pathfinder *shrug*