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I AM LOSING MY MIND

instead of putting my mental illnesses in my bio (stupid. unsafe. a trend that needs running into the ground) i like to spinkle a little bit of it into all of my posts for my followers to discover like a crossword puzzle (fun. sense of mystery and discovery. privacy retained)

I have a riddler obsession I think Eddie Nygma is so captivatingly pathetic i want to pick him up and throw him against the wall to see what sound he makes he’s so utterly charmless I’m infatuated with this fictional man

Rotating him in my mind microwave while sparks he sparks and crackles violently bc his pockets are full of change.

not sexually attracted to this guy not aesthetically attracted to him but a secret third thing